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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

Bet you think I cant count ?
 
heheh. Heard that one before. Did the rounds just after the Athens Olympics ;)
 
I believe no. 1 was Bruce McAVANEY at the Sydney 2000 Olympics on ABC radio.
 
mmm, and if stephanie rice farted in the bath,would this be a "rice bubble" :huh: ...cheeers...spog.......
 
Bruce McAvaney at the start of the 200m - "Fancy having Bolt inside of you... you feel he's gonna feel his hot breath pretty early..."
 

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