Being on a low sodium diet I would crawl a kilometer over broken glass for a Hawaiian right now <_<
Just in case anyone is stupid enough to click a link at work that says 'strippers to go' in the address - the above is not safe for work.
But Juicy could come to your work function if you asked nicely.
Beer is environmentally friendly, the gases produced due to fermentation find their way back to Northumberland to grow more Simpsons Malt. Which is more than can be said for Coca Cola, for example.
There are other unfriendly gases produced