The Perfect Woman

[warrenlw63]

A woman that need to be steralized before every use.... Not my idea of perfect

Very hard to push into a pressure cooker too. h34r:

Warren -

 

[Tim F]

id hate to be you when she comes home to find her favorite sweater wrapped around a fermentor,or did you put it all away b4 she arrived

Yeah I was in the ****

 

[SDJ]

You know youve gone too far if that thing is wearing panties

 

[imellor]

Yeah I was in the ****

Please go into detail. If she is not talking to you is that a bad thing or has she banned brewing for a week.

 

[sqyre]

:blink:


(and they reckon things get wierd at Qld Swaps...)


Sqyre... :unsure:

 

[bonj]

:lol:

I prefer my women without a beer belly.
But, besides that, her dad doesn't need to own a brewery.... 'cause she is one.

 

[winkle]

" Blup, blup, blup"
is a lot more pleasing than
"Nag, nag, nag"

 

[SDJ]

Technically its not female :huh: , it has external plumbing and I think that means its a drag fermenter <_<

I think I need a drink.

 

[Brewtus]

Glass up the skirt, turn her on, watch out for the initial yeasty gush!
How does she taste? Not too sweet and nice and bitter if she is ready!

As Kath Knight-Day said "yeast infections - they're a bugger to get rid of" She must have one real bad...... :lol:

 

[InCider]

:huh: ...issues dude...issues.

Tissues dude Tissues!

 

[BrewerDave]

Technically its not female :huh: , it has external plumbing and I think that means its a drag fermenter <_<

I think I need a drink.

Unless you took that off, but then it'd be gushing everywhere.

 

[Tony]

Was reading this thread having a laugh and decided to google women and beer............ my two favourite things.

They are both capable of making a man smile under any circumstance and when you mix them together................


If there are no images........... it got moderated but i dont think any of these are offensive.......... I recon they are tops!

 

[Tony]

nd the winner is.............

Hopback drinker!

Go on.......... tell me you never wanted to do this!

cheers

 

[Brewtus]

I recon they are tops!

I recon they are without tops......

 

[winkle]

Technically its not female :huh: , it has external plumbing and I think that means its a drag fermenter <_<

I think I need a drink.

Really its female, the male bit just screws into it

 

[smudge]

Tony,

You crack me up sometimes!!!

Cheers,
smudge

 

[winkle]

nd the winner is.............

Hopback drinker!

Go on.......... tell me you never wanted to do this!

cheers

A 10 is....
I'll get me coat.

 

[Tony]

Tony,

You crack me up sometimes!!!

Cheers,
smudge

well........ whats the world without a smile and some fun!

****s and beer help

Actually they rock!

Cant say im going to dress my firmenter up in girls clothes though........... :lol:



cheers