The Perfect Woman

[Tim F]

I got out one of my girlfriends tops to wrap around a fermenter to keep the light out a bit. I was taken with the effect and kept going - look what I have now! The company is just as good, and it never asks me to mop, wash or take the bins out.

 

[mika]

:huh: ...issues dude...issues.

 

[Adamt]

Hahahahah... ever get freaky with that thing?

Giggity giggity.

 

[wyatt_girth]

You have to mop?

 

[Tim F]

I don't, but it doesn't stop her asking...

 

[Brewtus]

Do her burps smell like yeast?

 

[Tim F]

Do her burps smell like yeast?

Yes, but I hear you can get a capsule for that now.

Sure it's not from your wardrobe.



Wally

My skirts are frillier than that

 

[johnno]

This is getting weird.

 

[domonsura]

Oh dear Tim........your missus seemed much more animated than that the other day ! What did you DO? Her head has shrunk away to NOTHING MAN!!! (Thank God there's going to be yet another person with a sense of humour at the swap....)

 

[Cummins]

Glass up the skirt, turn her on, watch out for the initial yeasty gush!
How does she taste? Not too sweet and nice and bitter if she is ready!

 

[mika]

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse...

 

[DarkFaerytale]

she has a flat top to rest your beer on too. good work

 

[Back Yard Brewer]

I got out one of my girlfriends tops to wrap around a fermenter to keep the light out a bit. I was taken with the effect and kept going - look what I have now! The company is just as good, and it never asks me to mop, wash or take the bins out.
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I may have to have the photo handy for the case swap, pick the wife/girlfreind game . As someone else said, issues man issues or is it the next best thing to a cross dresser h34r:

BYB

 

[peas_and_corn]

You two don't happen to be an "open minded" couple, do you?

 

[crozdog]

Does her dad own a brewery?

 

[Tseay]

Has she got a friend ?

 

[Cracka]

Has she got a friend ?

Has she got a sister

 

[sama]

id hate to be you when she comes home to find her favorite sweater wrapped around a fermentor,or did you put it all away b4 she arrived

 

[Katherine]

I got out one of my girlfriends tops to wrap around a fermenter to keep the light out a bit. I was taken with the effect and kept going - look what I have now! The company is just as good, and it never asks me to mop, wash or take the bins out.

Maybe you should think of a new way of earning money.... Window dressing....

 

[Asher]

A woman that need to be steralized before every use.... Not my idea of perfect