The Beers Prayer

[davester]

Our Beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed be thy sport
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as I am in the pub
Give us each day our daily schooners
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those you spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter
The chicks and the footy
Forever and ever
Barmen

 

[therook]

very good, get them started

 

[dechucka]

A variation on the previous prayer and I have also posted the Homer Simpson beer song


"Our lager,
Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (as I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage, as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager."

! :chug: :


BURP

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DO RE MI DRINK, by Homer J. Simpson

*ahem* La la la la.

*ahem* LAAAAAAA!!

DO .. the stuff that buys me beer

RAY.. the guy that sells me beer

ME.. the guy who drinks the beer

FAR..a long way to get beer

SO .. I'll have another beer

LA.. I'll have another beer

TEA.. no thanks, I'm drinking beer

That will bring us back to..

Beer Beer Beer

:chug: :chug: :chug:

 

[Indy]

ahhh, simpson's memories.... i'd forgotten that one :lol:

 

[dane]

I'm just writing 2 words in here so I can easily find this in the search later.

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