That'll teach me to complain

[i-a-n]

I’d lost self-confidence because of put-downs and criticism so I made an appointment with my psychiatrist. He told me not to worry about low self-esteem, saying it’s very common amongst total losers.


When I was a child I had many imaginary friends. They were real people... I just imagined they were my friends

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I checked out the Edinburgh Fringe Festival jokes for this year, didn't find one which was funny.