Stereotypes: Brewers have beards

[Kumamoto_Ken]

Since we're talking stereotypes.

In my travels, I've found that older blokes with grey goatees often seem a bit too serious.

 

[Black Devil Dog]

This bloke is the exception to the rule.

His beard isn't very grey yet though, so give him time and the smile will go.

Edit: I'd have a smile like that if I had his $ and his Virgin hostesses.

 

[Benn]

I dunno how all you's with beards ever got past the itchy stage, after a week I'm all pissed off and itching like a *******,

 

[GABBA110360]

I dunno how all you's with beards ever got past the itchy stage, after a week I'm all pissed off and itching like a *******,

it's easy more beer !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mstrelan]

I dunno how all you's with beards ever got past the itchy stage, after a week I'm all pissed off and itching like a *******,

The key is to brave it once and then never shave again.

EDIT: I realise my beard is pretty weak in my avatar. That photo was the result of asking for the "Barber's Choice" service that was on offer.

 

[Batz]

This thread has been fun, I hope it lasts until Friday night.
That's when the real fun starts around here!

 

[Grott]

I dunno how all you's with beards ever got past the itchy stage, after a week I'm all pissed off and itching like a *******,

Well I assume you made it with the pubic hair growth stage. Only difference is is not in your pants.

 

[DUANNE]

i go between having a beard or a goaty and being clean shaved. cant say ive ever noticed a difference in my beer brewed at different stages of facial hair.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Since we're talking stereotypes.

In my travels, I've found that older blokes with grey goatees often seem a bit too serious.

Indeed

 

[Batz]

In my travels, I've found that older blokes with grey goatees often seem a bit too serious.

 

[Autopilot]

I brewed three years without a beard. Then I grew a beard and started winning medals for my beers, coincidence? Maybe.

 

[Busboy]

I had a full beard and mo all through my 20s then shaved it off when I was about to turn 30 (thought I was getting old!) Then at 47 I grew a goatee. Suits me, everybody said. Plus, I ain't got much hair on top of my head, so I need to grow my beard so i don't look like a billiard ball!

 

[wereprawn]

I got my wife to do a handstand naked in front of a mirror once, just to see what I would look like with a goatie

Nah. Seeing my lips run from nose to chin was ******* terrifying. Never again.

 

[bevan]

I've had a beard a few times (pre and post brewing) but keep getting called Osama Bin Ladin. I work at the airport and after awhile the security guards start to hesitate to let me in, and the constant strip searching starts to get a bit annoying!

 

[Mardoo]

I grew a beard as soon as it got trendy. My 50-year old *** hangs out of those skinny jeans as much as you could hope for. I use beard oil like Jeri-Curl. Fortunately I spent years in the wine industry, so I can speak at length about my Melbourne Bitter with wit and aplomb.

Would you like to hear about my manscaping?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I dunno how all you's with beards ever got past the itchy stage, after a week I'm all pissed off and itching like a *******,

The your not doing it right

 

[peteru]

Seems Yob's gone missing from this roll-call.

 

[Zorco]

Where is that skydiving photo

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I heard he only has a fake silicon beard

 

[Mardoo]

But it's very bouncy.