peas_and_corn
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I cannot mash that
Here's a new beer glass I got recently-

yeah, yeah, it's a jug. Mum came home and said that a friend of hers gave her a water jug, aparently some expensive brand that doesn't come to mind right now (as I'm sure you can guess, I've been using it). When I looked at it, I said 'if you ignore the small spout, it just looks like a glass! So, I decided to use it so. It takes almost 3 stubbies.
No prizes for guessing the beer in the stubbie next to it.

yeah, yeah, it's a jug. Mum came home and said that a friend of hers gave her a water jug, aparently some expensive brand that doesn't come to mind right now (as I'm sure you can guess, I've been using it). When I looked at it, I said 'if you ignore the small spout, it just looks like a glass! So, I decided to use it so. It takes almost 3 stubbies.
No prizes for guessing the beer in the stubbie next to it.