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I have a suspicion Cocko is the love child of a sordid affair between Jeremy Piven and Joe Rogan.

cockos dad.jpg + cockos mum.jpg = lovechild.jpg

Sorry for OT GrumpyPaul but AHB loves a scandal.
 
Plan 4
Case Swap tasting night

My son and another mate together had a tasting night of the swap beers last night.

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What more can I say...fair job for just the three of us.

Some very nice beers in there.
 
Plan 7
Brew enough to fill all my cubes.

Update - second brew on the new rig done today.

I tasty little ESB I like to call "Grumpy's Bramling Challenger ESB"

Grumpy's Bramling Challenger
Extra Special/Strong Bitter (English Pale Ale)

Recipe Specs
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Batch Size (L): 23.0
Total Grain (kg): 4.887
Total Hops (g): 80.00
Original Gravity (OG): 1.050 (°P): 12.4
Final Gravity (FG): 1.013 (°P): 3.3
Alcohol by Volume (ABV): 4.91 %
Colour (SRM): 15.5 (EBC): 30.6
Bitterness (IBU): 37.0 (Average - No Chill Adjusted)
Brewhouse Efficiency (%): 75
Boil Time (Minutes): 60

Grain Bill
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2.346 kg Maris Otter Malt (48%)
2.199 kg Munich I (45%)
0.244 kg Crystal 60 (4.99%)
0.098 kg Roasted Barley (2.01%)

Hop Bill
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20.0 g Bramling Cross Pellet (5.1% Alpha) @ 60 Minutes (First Wort) (0.9 g/L)
20.0 g Challenger Pellet (6.1% Alpha) @ 60 Minutes (First Wort) (0.9 g/L)
10.0 g Bramling Cross Pellet (5.1% Alpha) @ 0 Minutes (Boil) (0.4 g/L)
10.0 g Challenger Pellet (6.1% Alpha) @ 0 Minutes (Boil) (0.4 g/L)
10.0 g Bramling Cross Pellet (5.1% Alpha) @ 0 Days (Dry Hop) (0.4 g/L)
10.0 g Challenger Pellet (6.1% Alpha) @ 0 Days (Dry Hop) (0.4 g/L)

Misc Bill
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Single step Infusion at 66°C for 60 Minutes.
Fermented at 18°C with Wyeast 1098 - British Ale


Recipe Generated with BrewMate
 
That's almost identical to my ESB, minus the RB....a little too almost identical, if you ask me !

That wasn't a possum on my garage roof last brew day, it was a Paul !

Ed. You should call it Bramling Challenge anyway, it's more cleverer.
 
Danwood said:
That wasn't a possum on my garage roof last brew day, it was a Paul !
I was way to pissed on all those swap beers last night to be climbing on your roof.

I may, or may not, however been wearing a possum onesie.
 
Camo6 said:
I have a suspicion Cocko is the love child of a sordid affair between Jeremy Piven and Joe Rogan.

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cockos dad.jpg +
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cockos mum.jpg =
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lovechild.jpg

Sorry for OT GrumpyPaul but AHB loves a scandal.

WOW! - I really do look like Joe Rogan... If only I was funny. I could be worth 22 Mill too.....

Cam = EAB.

Sorry for the OT GP but Cam is a .... CIAC.
 
Cocko said:
WOW! - I really do look like Joe Rogan... If only I was funny. I could be worth 22 Mill too.....

Cam = EAB.

Sorry for the OT GP but Cam is a .... CIAC.
Cokco is a C**t?

We know... :p

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He doesnt look his age at all...
 
Update.....

Plan 7
Brew enough to fill all my cubes.

The boss thinks I was "working from home" today.

Whilst I did get the work I needed done, it did mean I was able to squeeze in a brew. So brew number three on the new rig is as follows

CubeHop Red IPA
American IPA

Recipe Specs
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Batch Size (L): 23.0
Total Grain (kg): 6.749
Total Hops (g): 105.00
Original Gravity (OG): 1.055 (°P): 13.6
Final Gravity (FG): 1.014 (°P): 3.6
Alcohol by Volume (ABV): 5.40 %
Colour (SRM): 19.3 (EBC): 37.9
Bitterness (IBU): 61.8 (Average - No Chill Adjusted)
Brewhouse Efficiency (%): 60
Boil Time (Minutes): 60

Grain Bill
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6.057 kg Pale Ale Malt (89.75%)
0.532 kg Caraaroma (7.88%)
0.107 kg Melanoidin (1.59%)
0.053 kg Roasted Barley (0.79%)

Hop Bill
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15.0 g Apollo Pellet (18.5% Alpha) @ 60 Minutes (Boil) (0.8 g/L)
30.0 g Cascade Pellet (7.8% Alpha) @ 0 Minutes (Boil) (1.6 g/L)
30.0 g Simcoe Pellet (12.2% Alpha) @ 0 Minutes (Boil) (1.6 g/L)
30.0 g Galaxy Pellet (14.2% Alpha) @ 0 Days (Dry Hop) (1.6 g/L)

Misc Bill
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Single step Infusion at 66°C for 60 Minutes.
Fermented at 18°C with Safale US-05


Recipe Generated with BrewMate

In other news.

  • Swap stout is sitting in the secondary on some raspberries - will keg or bottle it on the weekend
  • Brew no 1 Golden Promise/Simcoe SMASH has been pitched and has a healthy looking amount of krausen action going on
 
Update....

Plan 5
Melbourne Brewers Annual dinner

Great night last night 4 Course Dinner - 9 beers.
Awesome foods, Awesome Beers and great company


Plan 6
Brewday Play-date

Spent the arvo brewing with Cocko - came out with my dignity in tact.
Apart from burning the kettle element, flooding the floor, almost a boil over and screwing up the cube hope additions - it went really well.

Plan 7
Brew enough to fill all my cubes.

Add one more cube of a Hop Hog clone Grumpy-Cocko collaboration brew - potentially named the "Grumpy **** Hog" or "Grumpy Feral ****"
 
GrumpyPaul said:
Believe it or not I am 46 and this is the first time I have ever been to a concert.
'Kinell Paul! Where did you spend you miss-spent youth?!?!?!?! 46 & never been to a gig?!?!?!?!

I started at 15 with a baptism of fire - Motorhead. My hearing has never been the same since...

You REALLY should get out more!

How's the plan going so far? Does Mrs Grumpy know what you've been up to?
 
My mate's baby sitter took him to see Kiss on the Destroyer tour. He was 7, and clearly never looked back.
 
Plan 7
Brew enough to fill all my cubes.

Another cube done...that makes 5 brews for the week.

Four full cubes to ferment as required and one already in the fermenter and dry hopped today.

Will try squeeze 2 more before the end of the week when MrsGrumpy gets home.

Here is today's brew - I managed to squeeze that in today before going to the Richmond/St Kilda game at the MCG with my son....GO TIGERS.



Grumpy's Black IPA
American IPA

Recipe Specs
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Batch Size (L): 22.0
Total Grain (kg): 5.643
Total Hops (g): 81.00
Original Gravity (OG): 1.060 (°P): 14.7
Final Gravity (FG): 1.015 (°P): 3.8
Alcohol by Volume (ABV): 5.89 %
Colour (SRM): 28.6 (EBC): 56.3
Bitterness (IBU): 60.2 (Average - No Chill Adjusted)
Brewhouse Efficiency (%): 75
Boil Time (Minutes): 60

Grain Bill
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4.571 kg Pale Ale Malt (81%)
0.282 kg Wheat Malt (5%)
0.226 kg Crystal 120 (4%)
0.226 kg Victory (4%)
0.169 kg Chocolate (2.99%)
0.169 kg Wheat, Midnight (2.99%)

Hop Bill
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15.0 g Cascade Pellet (7.8% Alpha) @ 60 Minutes (Boil) (0.7 g/L)
15.0 g Simcoe Pellet (12.2% Alpha) @ 60 Minutes (Boil) (0.7 g/L)
26.0 g Cascade Pellet (7.8% Alpha) @ 0 Minutes (Boil) (1.2 g/L)
25.0 g Simcoe Pellet (12.2% Alpha) @ 0 Minutes (Boil) (1.1 g/L)

Misc Bill
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Single step Infusion at 66°C for 60 Minutes.
Fermented at 18°C with Safale US-05


Recipe Generated with BrewMate
 
Sounds nice, haven't brewed with simcoe yet but think I need to.

Made it to the game also, heading up to Sydney on Saturday, should be a good game.

Eat em alive
 
GrumpyPaul said:
Plan 6
Brewday Play-date

Spent the arvo brewing with Cocko - came out with my dignity in tact.
Apart from burning the kettle element, flooding the floor, almost a boil over and screwing up the cube hope additions - it went really well.
Element - Your fault.
Flooding bathroom - Your fault.
Near boil over - Well, I must come clean on this one, your fault.
Cube hops - Pretty sure we can follow the pattern here....


Good brew day though, looking forward to fermenting this fruit salad up!

Cheers
 
How did you go with the midnight wheat in the black IPA, GP?

I tried to use ~1% to add colour to my wheat beer on Saturday, and I (belatedly) realised that the midnight wheat was smaller than the J/W wheat I was using... fairly sure it didn't get crushed. (The J/W wheat certainly got crushed - it was ~2/3 wheat and my first runnings were > 1.090 @ a bit over 3L/kg.)

There was absolutely no colour being contributed - so I added the same amount (or a little bit more...) of roast barley and it immediately went black. Derp.
 
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