Coodgee's Blinder Beer.
(made up right now, never actually done this)
1 can coopers stout
1 can coopers lager
2kg white sugar
1 packet US56 Yeast <-get it from a home brew shop
method:
1. Sanitise everthing extra well. do your normal sanitation routine then do it again to be sure.
2. add both cans of coopers brew and 500g sugar to 4L of boiling water.
3. top up to 23L with as cold as possible water.
4. Wait for temperature of brew to get down under 20 degrees. leave it overnight if you have to. If you have temperature control, set to 17 degrees.
5. When temperature is under 20 degrees pitch US-56 yeast
6. two days after fermentation starts, disolve the rest of the sugar in some warm water (in a sanitised container), allow to cool and add to brew.
7. 4 days later take a gravity reading. If airlock activity is slow/stopped and gravity is above 1015, gently swirl the fermenter to stir it up.
8. continue taking gravity readings till the og gets below 1006, 1001 is best. swirl if necessary.
9. ensure gravity gets to a point where it hasn't moved for 2 days. 3 days if you want to be certain. when you have reached desired gravity, refridgerate fermenter for 7 days. otherwise go to step 10.
10. bottle as normal.
11. give extended maturation time if possible. 1 month should be good.
12. get blind.
total time: 6 weeks.
QUICK METHOD:
1. Sanitise everthing extra well. do your normal sanitation routine then do it again to be sure.
2. add both cans of coopers brew and 2kg sugar to 4L of boiling water.
3. top up to 23L with as cold as possible water.
4. Wait for temperature of brew to get down under 26 degrees.
5. Add US-56 yeast and both sachets of yeast from the kits.
(Be prepared for a fountain of froth to spew from your airlock once fermentation starts).
6. keep temp above 20 degrees. wait for airlock to stop completely and take a gravity reading.
7. next day, take another gravity reading. if gravity has not moved, bottle as normal.
8. test a bottle after one week, and if carbonation is adequate, it's ready to drink.
9. get blind.
TOTAL TIME: 13 days