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Watch out everybody, hating on hipsters is one of the main traits of hipsterness.
 
Hipsters - being unique and fresh, just like all the other hipsters.
 
Come back Mullet, all is forgiven

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I used to have an awsome Johny Farhnam mullet....then grew it to an even better pony tail that made hot chicks weap....

Now its No 4 clip.......head & beard in one hit.

Live is so much easier ( and cheaper) now I can run the clippers sitting on the back step......no doubt it will become fashionable and ruin my unique look
 
pat_00 said:
Watch out everybody, hating on hipsters is one of the main traits of hipsterness.
Psh, I was hating on hipsters before it was cool. Belly high pants with suspenders and what not..

practicalfool, let's do this, your curlies for sideburns, my long flowing chest locks for the coffee strainers and shiny chins
 
practicalfool said:
Hipsters have taken over everything. EVERYTHING. Can't friggin move about town without seeing them monopolise almost anything that means anything. They are like sheep following each other. It's cringeworthy seeing them sporting all that hair in the middle of summer.

Just like those damn capitalists; fat dumb men in matching suits, no matter the climate, following this strange trend of hoarding as much money as possible. They're everywhere!
 
Ducatiboy stu said:
I used to have an awsome Johny Farhnam mullet....then grew it to an even better pony tail that made hot chicks weap....

Now its No 4 clip.......head & beard in one hit.

Live is so much easier ( and cheaper) now I can run the clippers sitting on the back step......no doubt it will become fashionable and ruin my unique look
I do a number four all over, then a number two up the sides and back and trim round the edges with my ear/nostril mini clipper to tidy things up. And I shave to avoid inner thigh rash.
 
I like walking into a classroom full of apprentices and picking out the hipsters, "mate my bum crack has more hair than that, what are you doing"
Looks like this article gives me more material to work with.
 
Anybody worth a cracker used to wear hipsters in the '60's Brad. :ph34r:
Everybody used to carry their purchased longnecks (And plonk) out of the pub in brown paper bags & the same went for their punchboard winnings.

Now there's a blast from the past! The Punchboard.

Anyone else remember that?
Bribie is probably too young? :D
My system wasn't too bad IIRC. ;) :p
 
They could save some cash and re-use the hair that their female counterparts are so desparate to discard...
 
TidalPete said:
Anybody worth a cracker used to wear hipsters in the '60's Brad. :ph34r:
Everybody used to carry their purchased longnecks (And plonk) out of the pub in brown paper bags & the same went for their punchboard winnings.

Now there's a blast from the past! The Punchboard.

Anyone else remember that?
Bribie is probably too young? :D
My system wasn't too bad IIRC. ;)
Jeez Pete, i dont compare bum crack hair hanging out of their undies, i was talking about poorly formed beards. :lol:

Yep i remember the punchboard at a few of the pubs in Toowoomba, The Luckona had one as did The Post Office Hotel which funnily enough were my two pubs one was the pub I got paid at and the other was my footy club local where i would spend many a weekend drinking 7's and chatting with the regulars and barman, back when they were allowed to pour another just as you finished and you could leave your money on the bar for hours.

Never did get a worthwhile piece of paper from the punchboard, the lucky number machine was another story.
 
Bribie G said:
I do a number four all over, then a number two up the sides and back and trim round the edges with my ear/nostril mini clipper to tidy things up. And I shave to avoid inner thigh rash.
You have the " as seen on tv " maxi trim. I know from previous posts you have the maxi hair curl straightening roller iron thingo.

**** it...few beers and the local dog clipping chick ( the one with hot pants and fat thighs ) does it for me. Not wasting my hard earned dole money on cheap ass TV gimicks
 
I could have shaved my stump and posted him the results and a tube of Araldite to get the same result.
 
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