Hipster beard transplants.

[Dave70]

One happy patient is Danny, 27, whose beard used to be so patchy, he was forced to “fill it in” with an eyebrow pencil, he said.
Two years ago, he paid $8,500 for the surgery, which he considers a fashion statement.

I always knew that thrift store chic was a ruse. No hiding your affluent middle class roots eh?
Bunch of indie band loving toss pots..

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/hipster-wannabes-get-facial-hair-transplants/story-fnjev484-1226838068770

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Jebus.

I'm going to plan to a future business of beard transplant reversal, for when the trend has died and it is cool to be clean shaven.

 

[lukiferj]

“I have a baby face but now I’m able to look older. My fashion statement is a little edgy, and I do like the ‘rugged look,’” he said,

 

[sp0rk]

Fashion statement...
Looking just like a million other twats grasping onto the latest trend

 

[sponge]

But paying $8.5k for it.


Probably could've had a ball transplant for cheaper and grown some hair himself.

 

[pat_00]

Stupid hipsters!

/sips Single Malt, Single Hopped, Single Origin Organic Steam Lager out of one of my Grandmas' Fowler Jars.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

$8.5k would buy 173.5 Melbourne Bitter long neck slabs to drink with the boys brahs in a Fitzroy alleyway.

That would be WAY more hipster.

 

[joshF]

Jesus, i thought this was a joke, then i read the article....

WTF ????

Still, not as weird as that japanese 'craze' where they inject something into their foreheads. Think its called donut head or something... Now THATS F'ing weird.

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/five-japanese-beauty-trends-we-wont-be-trying-soon-20121002-26w7v.html

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

One happy patient is Danny, 27, whose beard used to be so patchy, he was forced to “fill it in” with an eyebrow pencil, he said.
Two years ago, he paid $8,500 for the surgery, which he considers a fashion statement.


http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/hipster-wannabes-get-facial-hair-transplants/story-fnjev484-1226838068770

Could have sold him a hand full of pubes and super glue for $8.50

 

[wide eyed and legless]

Could have sold him a hand full of pubes and super glue for $8.50

Would the crabs be extra?

 

[Airgead]

$8.5k would buy 173.5 Melbourne Bitter long neck slabs to drink ​ironically with the boys brahs in a Fitzroy alleyway.

FIFY

 

[jlm]

You'd think youse blokes have never been to a craft beer bar before......those dudes are the face of craft beer.

 

[Dave70]

Could have sold him a hand full of pubes and super glue for $8.50

Sound idea.

Here's Ehren McGhehey of ******* modeling his pube / arse crack hair beard courtesy of the ******* cast, as seen in the famous "Terror Taxi ' skit.

 

[Airgead]

You'd think youse blokes have never been to a craft beer bar before......those dudes are the face of craft beer.

There is a small bar in Sydney (yes we have them now) where for the princely sum of $15 you can buy a longneck of VB, served in a brown paper bag, and drink it with your hipster mates. Ironically of course.

Hipsters did drink craft beer... before it was trendy. I drink this beer... you've probably never heard of it. Now that everyone (well... everyone with 2 brain cells to rub together) drinks it, they drink VB from brown bags.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Would the crabs be extra?

seafood tray

 

[billygoat]

Instead of a beard transplant he could have bought a Williamswarn jigger and made hs own "craft beer".

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

There is a small bar in Sydney (yes we have them now) where for the princely sum of $15 you can buy a longneck of VB, served in a brown paper bag, and drink it with your hipster mates. Ironically of course.

Hipsters did drink craft beer... before it was trendy. I drink this beer... you've probably never heard of it. Now that everyone (well... everyone with 2 brain cells to rub together) drinks it, they drink VB from brown bags.

wonder what a Coolabah goon bag goes for.....

 

[brad81]

Finally! My chest and back hair can now be a source of revenue!!

I'll glue it to your cherub like cheeks for the princely sum of $5k

 

[pk.sax]

Undercutting the market hey brad! You could buy a braumeister for that money.

Hipsters have taken over everything. EVERYTHING. Can't friggin move about town without seeing them monopolise almost anything that means anything. They are like sheep following each other. It's cringeworthy seeing them sporting all that hair in the middle of summer.

PS: if brad runs out I can provide hair, being Indian I have no shortage of curlies.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

It's a good time to build bars out of shipping containers and old wooden freight pallets.