I know this thread is almost cold, but I just had to add one more.
I reckon Ive had a fair few of each level at one stage or another, but there are two that spring to mind.
1 - Quite a few years ago, having organised the annual college party I had managed to get this gorgeous bird I was keen on to accompany me. Well, since the pressure of the preceding weeks was over I took off out of the gates pretty early and waspretty sh*tfaced by about 10:00PM. Eventually, my date accompanied me to my room, and put me into bed. To my surprise she crawled in next to me and sudddenly I am thinking..."Hang on a sec....games not over yet....pull yourself together".
So i get up on an elbow to try and have a chat and within a nano second, the room has accelerated to about 33 & 1/2 rpm.
Tenaceous as I am and ever the optimist I still didnt give in. I managed to slow the spinning fractionally, and smiling, stared into her eyes intending to say something like...."have you enjoyed your self tonight?" and instead said "Excuse me" leant over the top of her and commenced heaving into the waste paper basket. Buh Baaaaah! Game over!
2 - Another was about a week after I started a job in Scotland. I was living in the highlands, but was due to drive to France the following day to spend a week diving as part of a research project. Got home to my very isolated cottage late the night before we left and having poured a can of stew into a pot, decided "Bugger That......what I need is a pint". As the pub was about four miles away, I decided since I couldnt afford to have more than 1 or 2 pints I would take the van. It was packed with all the gear for the trip. Luggage, dive tanks, equipment.
Anyway, about five pints later the pub is closing and everyone isbeing chucked out. The owner gives us a wink and a nod and say "hang aroond, thes a couple o lads staying back". Thus my first "Lock-in". Curtains are drawn and the drinking goes on.
Well the couple of lads turned out to be some wealthy stockbrokers back up from london and they kept pouring me two fingure Scotch and Pints of 80 chasers.
Needless to say, I dont remember much except that I got to the van and amazingly realised I couldnt risk driving it full of gear back out to my cottage so I pulled out a sleeping bag and that was that.
When my glued eyes began to open because of the blinding light of the morning, I sat up in the van and realised that it being 9Am, I was supposed to be picking up my team of divers already. Jumped out of my sleeping bag and realised that the foot of it was soaking wet and covered in mud.....Hmmmph. Thats weird. looked out the winscreen and see it is covered in snow......Hmmph....thats weird too.
Off I go home to get my own gear and as I drive down the village street, there is one of my dive team waiting at his gate with bags packed....how embarrassing....I have been their boss for a week. This will not look good. I just didnt realise how bad it was to get at that point.
I pull over and say "Sorry mate, I got stuck in the pub last night in a lock-in and Ive just woken up. I'll just go and grab my bag and Ill' be right back".
He looks at me kind of strangly and says "For f*** sake, what were you doing ?"
I shrug and say "just drinking wiskey".
And he say " But your face is covered in blood. Did you get in a fight?" :huh:
I look in the rear view mirror and my entire faceis covered in blood, particularly around my eyes where the blood has pooled. :blink: I couldnt remember a thing.
Anyway to cut a really long story short, I slept in the back of the van on the dive tanks, all the way to France. The lads kindly pulled over when ever I needed to puke. Over the following weeks, a bit of the haze started to lift and I vaguely remembered getting out of the van in my sleeping bag to take a piss during the night. I hopped off into the grass and went A over T and landed face down in the rocks. I also vaguely remember crawling my way back into the van and Im glad I did, because as I previously mentioned, it snowed over night and I probably would have died.
Moral of this story; "Be wary wary carfuw when dwinking Wiskey and pints"
I need also to add that since those days, natures little brake has been increasingly applied......now I get a hangover after about 3 pints or 5 or 6 stubbies.