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manticle said:
If I tread in human grogans down in Tassie, I'll be knocking on your door.
George St (Lonnie) on a Sat night. Bound to be a few grogans in the gutter.
 
manticle said:
Why don't dog owners clean up dog shit rather than leave it in the middle of the main ******* shopping strip for pedestrians to spread far and wide and take into every shop along the way?
It's a bit unfair to imply all dog owners leave their dogs shit for people to walk through.

There are arseholes in every demographic.
 
We need dog shit in society. It is a perfect reminder that no matter how well things are going the slightest lapse of concentration can **** up your whole day.
 
Donske said:
It's a bit unfair to imply all dog owners leave their dogs shit for people to walk through.
There are arseholes in every demographic.
Not intentionally implying that about all dog owners - mainly just the particular one whose turd burger stretched over a 10m distance on the main street near where I live. I grew up with dogs, my parents are dog owners, I have friends who are dog owners and I bless all the little pooches and all the responsible owners.

I know I should have used the word 'some' as a qualifier but I'm using a mobile most of the time and am more economical with words. Dog owners who leave shit for others to tread in are the subject of yesterday's wrath.
Thankyou.
 
Camo6 said:
We need dog shit in society. It is a perfect reminder that no matter how well things are going the slightest lapse of concentration can **** up your whole day.
True that.
 
Most Seinfeld plots wouldn't work nowadays as they were pre-mobile phone and relied on the characters not being able to contact each other, not knowing where the others were or what they were getting up to, etc.

On the flipside, you should never base a plot on smart technology, it becomes laughable within just a few years. For example 1980s movies where henchmen are shot, factories are blown up, car chases are rife, so that the hero can deliver the entire company records of the evil world domination organisation to the FBI.

on a 3 1/2 Floppy.
 
I used to fantasize about building a small house that, inside, would be an exact replica of Jerry's flat.

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SBOB said:
Imagine the brewery you could fit in there
Yeah, and ya missus wouldn't be able to find you either...where can I buy one :).
Cheers....spog....
 
Stu I see this issue rubs you as hard as me and I'm raw..... I'm done with the prick.. Show some real promise in craft brewing or **** off...
 
spog said:
Yeah, and ya missus wouldn't be able to find you either...where can I buy one :).
Cheers....spog....
Good. Plenty of room for a sexy sidekick assistant then.

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I dunno... I'd take Clara over Rose Tyler any day. Rose is a bit of a chav.

Or Nyssa of Traken. And she was a biologist so super handy in the brewery.
 

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