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Why can't people walk properly!
I'm sick of of these idiots mozing around, in the shopping centers, train stations, walking stupidly down the footpaths. If you are going somewhere have a purpose ffs! And pull to the left!
I'd hate to think some of these drive on our roads...
Rant over.
 
Working at the stadium this arvo for the league test, and security bloke I know pretty well comes up and goes " hey Al, did ya hear the news" "what news", says I, and he propceeds to tell me the result of the Mayweather/Pacqiao fight which I was planning on sourcing when I got home this evening to watch. He was suitably remorseful.
 
madpierre06 said:
Working at the stadium this arvo for the league test, and security bloke I know pretty well comes up and goes " hey Al, did ya hear the news" "what news", says I, and he propceeds to tell me the result of the Mayweather/Pacqiao fight which I was planning on sourcing when I got home this evening to watch. He was suitably remorseful.
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based on how uneventful it was, he probably saved you some time :)
 
Went to a good mate's birthday at a bar last night. Bought him a nice single malt for a present.
Bouncer wanted to look in the bag, being a cooperative kind of a guy I said 'no drama - it is alcohol'. He looked stressed, I stressed 'it's an $whatever bottle of whisky mate, we're not going to get on tables and neck it'
He gets the bar manager, she (nice, polite, helpful, cooperative) suggests we let her hang on to it. Being a cooperative kind of a guy, I say 'no problem, do you mind if I come in, present it to my mate, then give it to you to hang on to until the end. She (nice, cooperative) says no problem. Great. Friendly arrangement reached by people listening to each other, being cooperative, etc.
All good, except obviously the bouncer feels his cock hasn't had enough attention and needs to slap someone with it to prove that it's still there. As I'm about to go in, he looks at me and says 'you find her or I will come and find you'.
I look him straight in the eye and say 'ok mate'.
He says 'just joking mate' and pats me on the shoulder.
Onya boss.
Turkey slap some other ******.
Stupid tit.
 
Stout.
I enjoy drinking the same beer I'm brewing at times for no apparent reason, kind of like when you see a band you feel compelled to wear the same T shirt as the band you're seeing. So stout was the order of the day Saturday arvo.
Coopers and Sheaf to be precise with their 5.7 and 6.3% ABV payloads. Most of the beers I brew are lucky to crack 5%, thus, one gets into the habit of consuming them rapidly from pint glasses.
Yep. Really caught me out.
 
I had that happen with a session on Leffe Radieuse not too long ago. The ABV quickly caught up with me seeing as though most beers I brew are around they 4.5% mark..
 
Christ on a bike! I'm sick of everyone thinking they are so important they feel like they can complain about any little thing and someone will compensate /fix / give a freebie / apologise on behalf of etc etc etc.
We had the NSW country rugby championships at our home ground over the weekend. **** weather for it, but it had to go ahead.
The complaints - such as;
"Why should we have to pay for X" ?
"Why hasnt someone done X"?
"I had to wait..."

I ended up telling a bloke and his wife (who were both into me about the wait for hot food) that I hoped they didnt have to bury their 25y.o. cousin this week after a freak rugby accident. He asked "what the hell does that mean"? I told him the volunteer that they are complaining about just did that, yet she's here doing her thing so everyone can enjoy the rugby. Still not sure they got the point.
 
After another inattentiveness related **** up resulting in the doubling of a roughly $2000 order this morning forced me to rant and gesticulate like Mussolini, electronic devices and i phones are hereby banned from the factory floor in work hours under pain of me smashing the ******* things to atoms via hammer blows.

That is all.
 
And if anyone wants me I'm in my office looking at AHB...
 
Why is the time simultaneously displayed as both 12 and 24 hr clock on AHB (next to recent posts etc) ?

Currently it is 08.25 (ish) PM.... if you display the PM you don't need that first zero. Who's footing the bill for that unnecessary zero ?

Cam... thoughts ?
 
You don't need the : with a proper 24 hour clock either so you'd save 3 places writing 2040 rather than 8:40 PM, so you'd still be saving heaps even if you drop the first 0
 
And whilst you've reminded me (kind of) WTF write 1000 but 10,000? Seems to be an Aussie peculiarity
 
Dave70 said:
After another inattentiveness related **** up resulting in the doubling of a roughly $2000 order this morning forced me to rant and gesticulate like Mussolini, electronic devices and i phones are hereby banned from the factory floor in work hours under pain of me smashing the ******* things to atoms via hammer blows.

That is all.
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Get me started on I phones/ mobile phones at work why don't ya ! and in the hands of cock sure lads who " want a job " but cannot,I repeat CANNOT fathom,let alone understand the concept of being payed to WORK not **** about with their phones,and then claim offence when they are TOLD to put that ******* phone away and DO YOUR JOB !
Brainless,lazy,half sucked off,insolent,moronic *****........ahhhh,better now.
**** em ! Sure as hell get no help from me. Fuckwits.
Ommmmm,calm now,calm,ommmmmmm.

Mobile phones,who remembers how much work was done in a day before these ****'n things lobbed on the scene ?
Ommmmm,calm now ommmmmmm.
 
I am a Telephone tech ( along with communications and related stuff )....My ex wonders why I dont answer the phone.....
 

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