Airgead
Ohhh... I can write anything I like here
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Folks
On another (non beer) group I am a member of, there has been a thread going on where they are taking those anoying spam emails and turning them into haikus (don't ask how that got started).
Here are some samples -
Please to take my pill
It will make you grow larger
Offer expires soon
Your paypal account
Is no longer valid one
Click on link to fix
I am minister
My country is overrun
Take my money, please!
Those would me modern form haiku as they don't mention nature. Here are some more traditional ones -
Natural Beauty
Like the first blossom of spring
Purchase my skin cream
Exotic Women
Bare as trees in winter
Click here to see more
That last one had a couple of follow ups -
Are they very cold?
Imagine the evidence
Of their cooling down.
That is really good
I am in need of somewhere
to hang my jacket
After watching this for a while I decided to have a go and boy is it addictive. Here are some of mine -
Breasts like peas on plate
and desire something larger?
Buy this cream from me.
Buttocks like a peach,
this machine will lift and firm;
to prevent sagging.
Penis like a twig?
This pill will firm and lengthen.
Click here to purchase.
Most erotic teens
radiant like summer sun;
click here to see more.
It grows to the sky
hard and strong like tree in spring;
thanks to viagra
Anyone else fancy a go? 5 points for a modern one and 10 for the more challenging traditional.
I have too much time
on my hands at work today;
so I write spam haiku.
Cheers
Dave
P.S.. for those who don't know the haiku has 17 syllabels arranged in 3 lines of 5,7 and 5.
On another (non beer) group I am a member of, there has been a thread going on where they are taking those anoying spam emails and turning them into haikus (don't ask how that got started).
Here are some samples -
Please to take my pill
It will make you grow larger
Offer expires soon
Your paypal account
Is no longer valid one
Click on link to fix
I am minister
My country is overrun
Take my money, please!
Those would me modern form haiku as they don't mention nature. Here are some more traditional ones -
Natural Beauty
Like the first blossom of spring
Purchase my skin cream
Exotic Women
Bare as trees in winter
Click here to see more
That last one had a couple of follow ups -
Are they very cold?
Imagine the evidence
Of their cooling down.
That is really good
I am in need of somewhere
to hang my jacket
After watching this for a while I decided to have a go and boy is it addictive. Here are some of mine -
Breasts like peas on plate
and desire something larger?
Buy this cream from me.
Buttocks like a peach,
this machine will lift and firm;
to prevent sagging.
Penis like a twig?
This pill will firm and lengthen.
Click here to purchase.
Most erotic teens
radiant like summer sun;
click here to see more.
It grows to the sky
hard and strong like tree in spring;
thanks to viagra
Anyone else fancy a go? 5 points for a modern one and 10 for the more challenging traditional.
I have too much time
on my hands at work today;
so I write spam haiku.
Cheers
Dave
P.S.. for those who don't know the haiku has 17 syllabels arranged in 3 lines of 5,7 and 5.