Beer Battle Might Have Helped Me Vote!

[Ducatiboy stu]

Bring back Bob Hawk.... at least he could scull a full yard glass.... The David Boon of politicians :icon_chickcheers:

 

[bradsbrew]

Bring back Bob Hawk.... at least he could scull a full yard glass.... The David Boon of politicians :icon_chickcheers:

I watched Bob Hawke at the Labour launch and wanted to vote for him. Is it too late for another leadership challenge.

 

[Phoney]

Bring back Bob Hawk.... at least he could scull a full yard glass.... The David Boon of politicians :icon_chickcheers:

Maybe we ought to install an Australian monarchy.



King Boonie the 1st.

 

[Muggus]

What happened to the old days, where we voted for the poli with the best beer drinking ability?
Stuff these debates and stupid bloody worm business; take 'em down to the pub for a few dozen schooners. Last man standing.

 

[MarkBastard]

Don't be too hasty to applaud Gillard - apparently she called a schooner a "stout" - so she probably wanted a schooner of "beer" but ended up with the dark stuff!!

Did you see her sipping at it too? A real drinker doesn't sip like that...

But Abbott - shandy! thats just wrong...

At least she didn't order a shandy...and when faced with the challenge of a stout at least she didn't send it back! she gave it a go.

 

[gap]

How could she send it back. Would not have looked to good would it.

 

[Shed101]

Maybe she wanted a glass of wine, really...

According to the 20 questions on Triple M:

Q: Holden or Ford?
Gillard: Ford
Abbott: Ford

Q: Beer or Wine?
Gillard: Wine
Abbott: Beer

Q: Vegemite or Peanut Butter?
Gillard: Vegemite
Abbott: Peanut Butter

Q: Thongs or Sandals?
Gillard: Thongs
Abbott: Thongs

Q: Boardies or Budgies?
Gillard: Boardies
Abbott: Budgies

Q: Beach or Snow?
Gillard: Beach
Abbott: Beach

Q: Stove or BBQ?
Gillard: BBQ
Abbott: BBQ

Q: Kevin or Julia?
Gillard: Refused to answer

Q: Chicken or Fish?
Gillard: Chicken
Abbott: Fish

Q: Dog or Cat?
Gillard: Dog
Abbott: Dog

Q: Car or Bike?
Gillard: Car
Abbott: Bike

Q: Pay TV or Free To Air?
Gillard: Both for footy
Abbott: Free to air

Q: League or AFL?
Gillard: AFL
Abbott: League

Q: Blonde or Brunette?
Gillard: Red head
Abbott: Brunette

Q: Public of Private School?
Gillard: Didn't answer
Abbott: Both

Q: Russell Crowe or Mel Gibson?
Gillard: Russell Crowe
Abbott: Russell Crowe

Q: Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?
Gillard: Lindsay Lohan
Abbott: (Marto said "me neither)

Q: Star Wars or Star Trek?
Gillard: Star Wars
Abbott: Star Wars

Q: Wally Lewis or Darren Lockyer?
Gillard: Darren Lockyer
Abbott: Wally Lewis

Q: Nicole Kidman or Cate Blanchette?
Gillard: Cate Blanchette
Abbott: Nicole Kidman

Q: Shower or Bath?
Gillard: Bath
Abbott: Shower

Q: Head Scratch or Foot Massage?
Gillard: Foot Massage
Abbott: Head Scratch

Q: Coffee or Tea?
Gillard: Coffee
Abbott: Coffee

Q: Shane Warne or Steve Waugh?
Gillard: Shane Warne
Abbott: Steve Waugh

Q: Lady Gaga or Madonna?
Gillard: Lady Gaga
Abbott: Neither

Q: Northside or Southside?
Gillard: Both
Abbott: Northside

Q: Diesel or Petrol?
Gillard: Petrol
Abbott: Petrol

Q: Fishing or Shooting?
Gillard: Fishing
Abbott: Fishing

Q: Kiss or Cuddle?
Gillard: Both
Abbott: Can I have both please?

Q: Trots or Greyhounds?
Gillard: Trots
Abbott: Trots

Q: Abbott or Costello?
Gillard: Pass, at least Costello knew how to get a budget add up
Abbott: They're both great blokes

 

[chestynuts]

I wonder what drink and how many the sex party would do? I'd guess they would wipe the floor with these two pretenders.

 

[MarkBastard]

I wonder what drink and how many the sex party would do? I'd guess they would wipe the floor with these two pretenders.

literally...wearing dominatrix costumes.

the sex party are outwardly anti-wowser, they get my vote

 

[earle]

I wonder what drink and how many the sex party would do? I'd guess they would wipe the floor with these two pretenders.

Why don't you try googling "sex party' to find out? h34r:

 

[MarkBastard]

Why don't you try googling "sex party' to find out? h34r:

ROFL.

You could probably do that at work and get away with it. Political freedom of choice and stuff. "Why'd you click on image search", "I wanted to see the party candidates to see if they had faces I can trust"

 

[Will88]

I read Gillard's beer was a Tooheys Old. Not exactly a local craft brew but certainly miles ahead of a middy shandy.

 

[JestersDarts]

I read Gillard's beer was a Tooheys Old. Not exactly a local craft brew but certainly miles ahead of a middy shandy.

I heard on news.com.au that it was infused with the same gas thats causing global warming

 

[wakkatoo]

I'm off to the footy tomorrow but will be brewing on sunday. The style will be an american brown ale.

I've named it Bob Brown's Revenge....

 

[mckenry]

So who's going to brew a Welsh Red beer in honour of Gillard?

Kind of - Just a Red.

My post re the ranga PM

 

[earle]

So just to summarise - the choice tomorrow is rednut or wingnut.

 

[Weizguy]

I read Gillard's beer was a Tooheys Old. Not exactly a local craft brew but certainly miles ahead of a middy shandy.

I doubt that Raymond Terrace would have any Craft beer on tap, despite proximity to Murrays.
Quite sure that my local in Medowie has no Murray's on tap, and we are situated between Raymond Terrace and Murray's.
Les

 

[drsmurto]

So just to summarise - the choice tomorrow is rednut or wingnut.

And you just defined the problem with the Australian attitude to politics.

#1 - Very few, if any of you are actually in Abbott's or Gillard's electorate so you can't actually vote for them.
#2 - There are a lot more than 2 candidates on a ballot paper.

And i can't believe i just got sucked into a political thread on a brewing forum. Sigh.

 

[Murcluf]

Vote 1 for the Australian Touring Party - David Boon for PM

 

[Phoney]

I doubt that Raymond Terrace would have any Craft beer on tap, despite proximity to Murrays.
Quite sure that my local in Medowie has no Murray's on tap, and we are situated between Raymond Terrace and Murray's.
Les

Im going here next month, after a few days camping out in werrikimbe national park it should be a nice way to come back to civilization.