something to make everyone chuckle.
use your best accent to read however
The scene is set, a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire
flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three hang-glider pilots sitting by the campfire, one from
Australia, one from South Ifrika and one from New Zulland.
Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night
of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider
there es.
Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale,
who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I
grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em
with my beer hends"
Hansie from South Africa who typically can't stand to be bettered
said,"Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng
glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a
rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds
and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body
down in one gulp. End I'm still here today!!!"
Bazza the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
use your best accent to read however
The scene is set, a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire
flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three hang-glider pilots sitting by the campfire, one from
Australia, one from South Ifrika and one from New Zulland.
Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night
of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider
there es.
Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale,
who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I
grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em
with my beer hends"
Hansie from South Africa who typically can't stand to be bettered
said,"Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng
glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a
rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds
and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body
down in one gulp. End I'm still here today!!!"
Bazza the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.