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How tough are Australians ? The scene is set

- a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering,

stars twinkling in the dark sky.

Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,

one from Australia, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.



Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.



The night of tales begins...

Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'





Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered

said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body downin one gulp. End I'm still here today'







Colin the Australian remained silent, slowly poking the fire with

his penis.




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buttersd70

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maybe you forgot to laugh cos you've got no frikkin sense of humour....
 

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hang gliding, who wrote this shite
 

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15 years ago this joke featured cowboys!
:rolleyes:
Actually gave me a laugh though.
 

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there was a young chap from the cape

who tried to [email protected]# an ape

the ape said you fool

you'll bugger your tool

and push me arse out of shape..


this thread needed a limerick...



cheers
 

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