I'm all for chilling out, and I've had PLENTY of brews this evening B)
Life doesn't need to be short, why in bleeding heck would you want life to be short when it can be longer and more enjoyable? Doctors and other medical professionals are specifically trained, educated and experienced in solving such problems as Gout.
I don't ask professional basketballers how to solve second order differential equations, even though the occasional one might know the answer. Why would you ask brewers how to prevent/treat a medical condition?
People who know me say I'm a pretty relaxed person. However, these people also know that human idiocy really irritates me.
I'm sorry that you're suffering, but see a doctor, get an educated solution based on your condition, if it gets worse, sue for malpractice.
Once again, Chill out!, I don't want life to be short, it just is man, time goes quick!. It is certainly too short to get irritated over a petty forum issue. Start a new topic dude, don't waste time reading & replying to this if it irritates you
Enjoy life!