I have to choose the third option of "abstinence". Hang on , that's something else... I think that I mean the 3rd option of abstaining.
I refuse to choose between both of my wayward children: the ale - who brings me the simple joy of pale ale, the complexity of lambic, the fruity spiciness of Weizen, the tang of the Berliner, the ecstacy of the Arrogant Bastard, and the mysteries of the porter and stout; juxtaposed with the lager who teases me with the lightness of the Dortmunder, the strength of the Doppelbock, the brilliance of the Czech pils (swoon :wub: ), the thirst-quenching Nth German pils, the easiness of the Schwarzbier, the universality of the Vienna lager, the blunt appeal of the Maibock, the festivity of the Oktoberfest, and the omnipresence of the adjunct lager (aka megaswill).
I'm sure that I've missed a few superior styles, but I'm sure you get the message.
It's like the choice of deciding which head to cut off the two-headed lovechild* (Mojo Nixon song reference: "Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed lovechild"). Why should you have to choose?
Maybe we need a poll re barley vs wheat beers. Hmmm, I wonder which I would choose?
Testify!!! :beerbang:
Rev. Seth out
* - I wasn't looking at you,Warren. Really! :lol: