Zwickel
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Park & rise willy implant
By ANDY RUSSELL
A MAN who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.
The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.
The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.
He said: Every time my neighbours park their 4x4 I get an erection. Its embarrassing.
When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: I had it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country.
Every time his car pulls in, I cant leave the house. Its not funny.
eek
By ANDY RUSSELL
A MAN who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.
The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.
The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.
He said: Every time my neighbours park their 4x4 I get an erection. Its embarrassing.
When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: I had it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country.
Every time his car pulls in, I cant leave the house. Its not funny.
eek
