Why Santa doesn't exist...

[MartinOC]

...just don't tell the kids.... :huh:

http://www.tik.ee.ethz.ch/~lubichh/extdoc/jokes/santa.html

 

[Eagleburger]

He has delegated the majority of the work to the parents. He also gets elves to leave presents where believers can find them. Like the brand new Bolle's I found outside the local shopping centre today.

 

[kelbygreen]

thats cool do you have the address in the north pole I send the bill to then :lol:

 

[Pogierob]

Last year santa delivered a trampoline all set up in the back yard. I have a new found respect for that fat bastard because it took me until 3:30 am to set one up.

 

[Cocko]

I am pretty confused right now... WTF are you guys saying?

I got chimney sweep in, all ready for him...

Cookies are out, a stout in a pilsner glass [Just to **** with him]

He is coming, yeah?

 

[Kingy]

I love house hopping from front porch to front verandas sampling all the beers and food along the way

 

[kelbygreen]

hope you still live in the same house cocko if so santa will visit you tonight. Sure I will find a pilsner in a keg to fit that glass :beerbang:

 

[Grott]

Santa drank the beers I left but the reindeers left the carrots. Hold on, whats that big fat thing under the carport? ****, Santa's pissed again.

 

[wynnum1]

 

[Feldon]