Ah yes, the inanimate object that makes home brew shop owners want to close the doors come fathers day and sit quietly in the back of the shop rocking while watching gone with the wind repeats. It only adds insult to injury when the check-out chicks send them to the LHBS for help instead of refunding money.
Must have tried just about everything to help dozens of victims of well meaning family members over the last few years.
But alas, ya can't make sugar from shyte.
Are they even recyclable?