A copy of this old book came across my desk the other week:
"Understanding beer making : brewing the perfect beer" by Grant Sampson. It was published in 1987 and has a proud "BEST SELLER over 60 000 sold" label on the front.
Here are my favourite quotes, Id'd like to share with you:
(After somewhat abrieviated description of a brewery's mash process)..."An attempt to duplicate this process at home would certainly bring about three things - disaster, disappointment and divource..."
(From the entire paragraph dedicated to home brew ingredients)... "so all you have to do is choose a brand of concentrate. Stick to the national ones; the firms have spent considerable sums on development and manufacture their packs using brewery expertise. Don't be tempted by the malt, hops, boiling bit."
And my favourite from the section titled Flavours: ..."if you've ever had a pint of English bitter, you'll know exactly what I mean. These beers are a heavy mucky sort of drink fermented with a top fermenting yeast..." :huh:
We have indeed come a long way since then. I really hope there aren't 60 000 of these things still lurking around out there.
P.S. the illustrations in it are a hilarious.
"Understanding beer making : brewing the perfect beer" by Grant Sampson. It was published in 1987 and has a proud "BEST SELLER over 60 000 sold" label on the front.
Here are my favourite quotes, Id'd like to share with you:
(After somewhat abrieviated description of a brewery's mash process)..."An attempt to duplicate this process at home would certainly bring about three things - disaster, disappointment and divource..."
(From the entire paragraph dedicated to home brew ingredients)... "so all you have to do is choose a brand of concentrate. Stick to the national ones; the firms have spent considerable sums on development and manufacture their packs using brewery expertise. Don't be tempted by the malt, hops, boiling bit."
And my favourite from the section titled Flavours: ..."if you've ever had a pint of English bitter, you'll know exactly what I mean. These beers are a heavy mucky sort of drink fermented with a top fermenting yeast..." :huh:
We have indeed come a long way since then. I really hope there aren't 60 000 of these things still lurking around out there.
P.S. the illustrations in it are a hilarious.