crozdog
Lunchbox Legend!
- Joined
- 29/8/05
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK!
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK!!
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK!!!
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex!
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type!
4. MacDonalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry!
5. Good evening Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in the parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, I have to go to work in the morning
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK!!
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK!!!
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex!
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type!
4. MacDonalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry!
5. Good evening Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in the parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, I have to go to work in the morning
