Kate Middleton asked the queen for advice on a long and happy marriage, the queen replied...
"Wear a seatbelt, and dont piss me off" !!!
beer names...
wedding tackle ale
paparazzi pilsner
waste of money mead
chasers lament lager
posh pricks pilsner
prince williams inlet lager
middletons roustabout stout
who gives a flying feck ale
absolutely couldnt give a toss about the stupid posh pricks because they are taking footy off the tv and that gives me the shits ale