Sad News About Beer

[auzzietrader]

SAD NEWS ABOUT BEER !!!​

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Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.



To test the theory, 100 men consumed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:



gained weight;

talked excessively without making sense;

became overly emotional;

couldnt drive;

failed to think rationally;

argued over nothing;

had to sit down while urinating;

couldnt perform sexually; and

refused to apologize when wrong.





No further testing is planned.

 

[Yob]

couldn't perform sexually;

What.... after only 6 pints?? Lord no wonder their girlfriends love us sooooo much

 

[zoidbergmerc]

Best ever, I almost peed my pants.

I think I need to have 4 more pints and see if this is true.