Problems with traditional brewing #151151534745

[TimT]

Waiting for her to lay my hydrometer....

 

[QldKev]

Then she will keep your ferment running in winter, with the cock ale.

 

[TimT]

I couldn't do that to Pamela though the thought did cross my mind the other week when I had to dispatch a young rooster in our charge.... roosters being not allowed in our backyard in the 'burbs. He ended up making a good soup and stock that should see me out for the rest of the year.

 

[Mardoo]

Hell, man! How much stock do you use in a year? I make about 120-150 liters a year.

 

[TimT]

Dunno, first time I've done it. Probably not much considering my wife is a vegetarian....!

 

[Liam_snorkel]

was it a particularly large rooster?

 

[TimT]

So not touching that one.

 

[Mardoo]

Aw come on, touch my rooster...

 

[Online Brewing Supplies]

Watch out or the fun police will get you h34r:
Nev

 

[Liam_snorkel]

everyone shoosh!

 

[Airgead]

Ahh the old "until it shall bear up an egge the width of a groate..." type of hydromerer. Nice.

Wash the poo off it first though.

 

[TimT]

Yeast nutrient, Airgead. Heaps of nitrogen.

 

[Mardoo]

everyone shoosh!

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I look nothing like Betty Boop. Carry on.

 

[Black Devil Dog]

That farmer sure has got a big cock. h34r:

 

[Airgead]

You went there.

We were all resisting it. Trying to avoid going there.

Then you went there.

 

[Black Devil Dog]

Well he has. It's a freaking massive cock.

 

[QldKev]

Nothing like taking your cock out on a walk

 

[Mardoo]

OK, I need to shut my mouth now.

 

[JDW81]

Nothing like taking your cock out on a walk

Mrs JD often goes walking with her well groomed schnauzer...