Play On Words

[PeterS]

I received this from my local Ray White real Estate:

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

THE EYES:
THEY SEE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
WOMAN HITLER

ASTRONOMER:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
A ROPE ENDS IT

ELECTION RESULTS:
LIES-LET'S RECOUNT

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

A DECIMAL POINT:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

:beer:
PeterS....

 

[BeerIsGood]

I received this from my local Ray White real Estate: ...

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RAY WHITE REAL ESTATE:
A TEASER, THE WILEY RAT!

:lol:

 

[BeerIsGood]

RAY WHITE REAL ESTATE:
RARE, TASTEY, WHITE ALE!

I'm just too much!

 

[Borret]

I had a similar email. I deleted the ones already listed.


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
rearanges to
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS