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Hope this helps Sean...
Just to justify a frivolous post
When I saw the thread title this old chestnut came to mind......
Apologies in advance .
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden
Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet.
Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee.
So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
Theres raw bacon, dripping with moisture, theres fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked baconevery imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!
Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree.
Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, donforget.
Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of baconees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.
And with thatLuis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
Pepe go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree
Luis, Luis mi amigo what ees eet?
Pepeees not a bacon tree
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Ees, a Ham Bush