Zwickel
Keg Drainer
- Joined
- 7/10/05
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NAGGING WIFE
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."
