a fella walks into a pub and spots a huge glass overflowing with $5.00 notes.
he ask,s the barman about the $5.00 notes,the barman tell,s him if he puts $5 in he can be part of the horse jackpot.the winner is the first person who makes the horse laugh.
so in goe,s $5 , and the fella takes the horse out the back,comes back 2 minutes latter with a laughing horse.
the barman ask,s how did you do that!
the fella replies, i told the horse i have a bigger d^&* than him! takes the money and leaves.
the next day the same fella walks into the pub and spots the same huge glass over flowing with $10 dollar notes.
the barman tells him to win he must make the horse cry.
so in goes $10 dollars,and the fella takes the horse out the back,returns 2 minutes later with the horse sobbing uncontrolably.
the barman hands over the money and ask,s how the hell did you make the horse cry!
the fella replies ..... i showed him...
...cheers...spog..
he ask,s the barman about the $5.00 notes,the barman tell,s him if he puts $5 in he can be part of the horse jackpot.the winner is the first person who makes the horse laugh.
so in goe,s $5 , and the fella takes the horse out the back,comes back 2 minutes latter with a laughing horse.
the barman ask,s how did you do that!
the fella replies, i told the horse i have a bigger d^&* than him! takes the money and leaves.
the next day the same fella walks into the pub and spots the same huge glass over flowing with $10 dollar notes.
the barman tells him to win he must make the horse cry.
so in goes $10 dollars,and the fella takes the horse out the back,returns 2 minutes later with the horse sobbing uncontrolably.
the barman hands over the money and ask,s how the hell did you make the horse cry!
the fella replies ..... i showed him...
...cheers...spog..
