Goodbye Bronwyn

[spog]

Oi !. Everybody take a step back and remember .
No one is talking about the biggest muppet in Oz politics.............
I give you, Bill Shorten, Mr 15% .

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

he is almost a RIS

 

[seamad]

If you can remember back, Mal was Mr 14 %, only outdone by Mr 7% Brendan Nelson

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Coopers Vintage is 7.6%..... I sure know what party I am going for B)

 

[sponge]

I miss Palmer..

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I don't think he's gone from parliament, he just never turns up. :lol:

 

[wide eyed and legless]

We didn't ask about his biggest fuckups ...
I heard the funny walk came from Peta giving him a good pegging each morning with her black mamba strap on

Sounds like a bit of jealousy creeping in there, is it about Tony's achievements, or the pegging he got from Peta?

 

[seamad]

As he hasn't quit parliament yet, Tony's best contribution so far, and his likely legacy, is eating the onion.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Let's never forget his contribution to comedy. Satire writers never had it so good

 

[JDW81]

and his compassionate and sensitive discussion with the ADF troops in Afghanistan, just after a couple of their mates were killed.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Only WEAL can see Tony's alleged achievments. Time to put down the Murdoch papers WEAL..

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I like a paper that tells it how it is, Labor Party crap Liberal Party not so crap, as for Tony I would have loved for him to have gone the full term, so would've Shifty Shorten, I wonder if he can stab himself in the back, gonna save someone else doing it.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

So you just like papers that favour one ( Liberal ) side

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I like a paper that tells it how it is. The Australian.

 

[seamad]

I like a paper that tells me how to think like Rupert. The Australian.

FTFY

 

[JDW81]

My favourite news outlet is the onion. About as factually correct as News LTD, but far funnier.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

The Shovel

 

[manticle]

Oh wait.....I see virgin daughters dressed in white on the political stage.....



Pass me a Cougar.....

So you prefer Margie to Frances then?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Tough call.......

 

[Dave70]

Let's never forget his contribution to comedy. Satire writers never had it so good

Yep, politicians. Satirical gold.