Don't Let The Wife In The Brewery

[QldKev]

Honey, do you know where my mash stirrer is?



Not happy!!!


QldKev

 

[Pennywise]

Unfortunatly, the kitchen is my brewery, and I'm quite happy for her to be in there as much as she likes h34r:


WTF is that thing anyway? Apart from a mash stirer

 

[QldKev]

It's a paint stirrer

Not this one but it gives a good idea
http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/404983/39065...int_stirrer.jpg


QldKev

 

[Pennywise]

Very clever indeed. I like it

 

[stux]

Honey, do you know where my mash stirrer is?

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Not happy!!!


QldKev

Did she use it for paint?

 

[Malted]

Honey, do you know where my mash stirrer is?

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Not happy!!!


QldKev

Sheesh you got so upset you had to 'mark your territory'? I wouldn't say that is weak as piss, it looks more like weak piss. Nice stream flow though, you must've been busting huh?

 

[QldKev]

Did she use it for paint?

Yep, now she owes me a new one.

Sheesh you got so upset you had to 'mark your territory'? I wouldn't say that is weak as piss, it looks more like weak piss. Nice stream flow though, you must've been busting huh?

roflmao, I didn't see that one coming. But now you've mentioned it how did I miss that.



QldKev

 

[yardy]

unless she's bringing food for me and my mates, a clean blue singlet, collecting glasses or desperately needs advice from my big man brain, my wife is banished from the man-cave.

 

[argon]

unless she's bringing food for me and my mates, a clean blue singlet, collecting glasses or desperately needs advice from my big man brain, my wife is banished from the man-cave.

An attitude like that swiftly gets me banished from the woman cave.

 

[Malted]

An attitude like that swiftly gets me banished from the woman cave.

The furry cave?

The scary point is Kev's missus is tool literate!
It's kinda sexy when chicks know how and do use tools, correctly. Sorta like that hot chick at the hardware store who knows about tools and can answer any question you fire at her, dammed hot. But it is also like a lioness at the zoo. Sure they're fun to look at and you'd love to be able to take one for a walk down the street and your mates sure would be really impressed if you did, but deep down you know you wouldn't really want to own one because at some point it is going to end badly.
Hot female tradies on the other hand, well that is the stuff of wetdreams...

 

[Phoney]

Yep, now she owes me a new one.

Well look on the bright-side, at least she was painting something other than her nails.

 

[T_Kiwi]

my missus knows how anal i am so although she is busting at the seems to touch, she doesnt!!!

 

[ekul]

time to get yourself a nice stainless one, one too heavy for her to use! That one is too small for your pot anyway

 

[crozdog]

Just showed my Mrs this. She said even though she hasn't met your Mrs & is sure she is lovely, she says you need a new wife as she should know that what you use for brewing is not to be touched!

LOL

 

[jamiefbacon]

Honey, do you know where my mash stirrer is?

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Not happy!!!


QldKev

Damn good mash stirrers to at least there got plenty more at bunnings

 

[QldKev]

Funny thing is my wife works for Bunnings, and still didn't even bring a new one home today!

But I may try and find a longer one as this one was about 100mm too short for the current pot.

QldKev

 

[ashley_leask]

Funny thing is my wife works for Bunnings, and still didn't even bring a new one home today!

But I may try and find a longer one as this one was about 100mm too short for the current pot.

QldKev

Bunnings (at least the two near me) didn't have any decent mash mixing paint stirrers. I had to go to a paint store.

 

[TmC]

my missus knows how anal i am so although she is busting at the seems to touch, she doesnt!!!

anal was probably a bad word :lol:

 

[T_Kiwi]

anal was probably a bad word :lol:

yes well now that you mention it, that whole sentence was just wrong wasnt it hahaha