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Blind Dog said:
International Roast? Damn that's bad coffee
I've always been intrigued by Nescafé blend 43 which appears to be the standard crap coffee just about anywhere. The name implies there were 42 worse blends, and that's hard to believe (unless international roast was blend 1 I guess)
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Pablo is worse.
 
You can still buy Pablo! Haven't seen that for years.
 
Apparently glen20 can kill 'the' common cold virus.

Not really a rant but it could lead to one about the sheer stupidity of television advertising.
 
Glen 20 Kills Athletes foot fungus Trichophyton mentagrophytes so spraying your feed would not be advised .
 
All this Nescafé talk reminds me of when some Aussie friends were staying with me in the States before I moved here. The girl asked if I could get her some real coffee. I had some pretty good beans but not the best so I thought OK I'll get the best. Got a selection of top-notch beans, even a flavored one just in case that was her thing. The tender little petal saw what I had bought and yelled, "No! REAL coffee! Nescafe!" Only because she was my best mate's girl did I respond graciously and get her some. Fortunately he dumped her before the end of the trip. And we drank the REAL real coffee in a toast to her departure.
 
Ahh I've run out of beer ( my fault) had an absolute crap last 3 days at work,have to work tomorrow to try to catchup, feel like getting really pissed tonight but can't ,just realised I have doubled up on a job next week so I could be working Sunday too.
Bugger it ,Fridays are supposed to be chill days....shit shit shit etc.
No cheers,just glum spog.....
 
Did I mention her punching my mate when he found her blowing another dude in my lounge room, then bashing her own face into the door frame, calling the cops and then claiming my friend raped and punched her? Saw it with my own eyes. She was one crazy bitch, fully worth dumping.
 
Sounds like a good shelter to me. The romance of crazy women wears out reeeeeeeeal quicklike. Dated one myself. Fingers burnt, lesson learnt.
 
Mardoo said:
Did I mention her punching my mate when he found her blowing another dude in my lounge room, then bashing her own face into the door frame, calling the cops and then claiming my friend raped and punched her? Saw it with my own eyes. She was one crazy bitch, fully worth dumping.
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I knew a crazy bitch like that.Years ago at a party this nutcase thought it would be a laugh to kick blokes in the nuts she was told not to try it ,it didn't listen and tried it with several blokes,the end result was a punch in the mouth.
The cops became involved,statements were taken and she was told that she was damned lucky not to facing assault charges herself as nobody backed her bullshit claims of being a victim.
It was nuts back then,now it's completely of the rails with a mouth that would make a sailor blush,feral doesn't come close to describing it .
 
G'day guys here goes my rant....
Im originally from melbourne but have lived in townsville for last 12 years. The local aussie rules comp they call AFL. Hence the common quote " I played AFL on the weekend". No you didn't you tool you played aussie rules. Did you play NRL too? No you didn't wanker you don't play AFL! You play aussie rules goddamnit! THE AFL IS AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE! Its a league not a sport! Do yanks play NBA? No they play IN the NBA! Christ! Anyway rant over
 
Poxy weather! I'm trying to finish an outside job involving sheets of iron but a severe weather warning has been issued for strong winds etc so I can't finish.
At least my day isn't as bad as the owner of this yacht which has dragged it's anchor in the rough seas.
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jkhlt1210 said:
G'day guys here goes my rant....
Im originally from melbourne but have lived in townsville for last 12 years. The local aussie rules comp they call AFL. Hence the common quote " I played AFL on the weekend". No you didn't you tool you played aussie rules. Did you play NRL too? No you didn't wanker you don't play AFL! You play aussie rules goddamnit! THE AFL IS AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE! Its a league not a sport! Do yanks play NBA? No they play IN the NBA! Christ! Anyway rant over
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Or people that say..Ive still got 12 demerit points, Im a good driver."

No you dont you have zero points because your a good driver. You dont lose demerit points, you gain them.
 
Up there with unnecessary apostrophes for plurals I guess. And writing your instead of you're.
And other things.
And starting sentences with and.
 

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