Ahb Yellow Pages?

[Mr Bond]

I am a lazy council worker( )

Horticultural Quals.....Cert 4 training & assessment(whatever that means).

Piss on your lemon tree.

Don't put green lawn clippings around ya trees.

Tip your yeast slurry on your vege /rose Garden.

Thats ya bloomin lot................

 

[barls]

id tell you what i do but then id have to kill you. all i can say is that it involves the navy and electronics.

 

[Mr Bond]

all i can say is that it involves the navy and electronics.

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9 volt dildo's Ay......????Sump up the Rump....Maybe...LOL :lol:

 

[kirem]

What was the name of that Pakistani cricketer.....Gee what a wanker.

 

[barls]

actually i make things go bang and my department is brute force and ignorance.
oh and Brauluver get a new joke that ones past its use by date by about 7 years at least

 

[Batz]

Need a semi-retired pisshead?

Batz :beerbang:

 

[jgriffin]

id tell you what i do but then id have to kill you. all i can say is that it involves the navy and electronics.

[post="90063"][/post]​

Collins class? ;-)

Funny seeing the other people doing lasers, i sell and service a certain type of laser cutters / etchers... small world.

Mostly IT, Microsoft / Citrix / Cisco / Alteon

 

[barls]

no huon class

 

[jgriffin]

They're the mine-hunters right?

Anyway, off topic, but is anyone here a sparkie?

Don't worry, just need to ask a quick Q.

 

[barls]

yeah they are glad someone has a idea

 

[peas_and_corn]

Well, anytime I need advice from a sparkie, I ask my dad... he's helpful that way.

Like my signature says, I really don't have much useful to add... unless you want 3000 words written about the war on terror.

 

[TidalPete]

Any old iron
Any old iron,
Any old iron,
Any, any, any old iron.
You look neat, talk about a treat,
You look a dapper from your napper to your feet.

Dressed in style,
With a brand new tile,
And your father's old green tie on.
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain,
Old iron!!
Old iron!!

[post="90015"][/post]​

It's been a long, long time since I've heard that. Excellent! :lol:

Retired maintenance fitter here. Will mow lawns with scissers for $10 an hour.

:beer:

 

[Jazman]

i make metal thinks for rainwater goods,rainheads,gable vents,ventridge,roofing stuff , ect plus i tell the blokes what to do

 

[big d]

chief executive officer of ahb procedings in n.t ,w.a and s.a. and my visit is due next week to see what you lot have been up to.south aust have even built a new airport for my arrival .

cheers
big d
travelling again

 

[flanbos]

i can knock up a mean landscape fpr ya garden best job in da world

 

[wee stu]

If your pencil needs pushing, I'm your man!

edit: spelling error - for more accurate pencil pushing in SA consult SteveSA or anthonymac :huh:

 

[FNQ Bunyip]

Wide loads escorted safely. Pilot vehicle/escort driver... Yeah move over and let us through... plant operator ex open cut miner...

Cheers fnqbunyip.

 

[Batz]

Semi-retired mech. fitter

Contract work around SE Queensland , Power Stations , Mining , Sawmills , Laminex Plants

Kept in work by AHB bulk buys

You bust it....Batz will fix it !

Batz h34r:

 

[tangent]

Photography and Mac Operator
http://www.johnkruger.com.au <- shameless self promotion
edit- Not recommended for impatient dial-up users (sorry)

 

[Boots]

IT here...

Specialising in Vmware mostly at the moment.