Top Hb T-shirt Sloguns

[tangent]

I was thinking how cool some AHB t-shirts would be. Some cool Franko designs and a witty slogun on the back that only brewers get, like "Batch or Fly?" or "I can decoct like a madman baby" or something not as crap, but you get the idea...

What's your smart-arse t-shirt blurb that'd let any brewers know you're a smart-arse ?
(other than "i'm a smart-arse brewer!")

 

[Kai]

"Life begins at 40 IBU", for the old farts.

 

[GMK]

"Life begins at 40 IBU", for the old farts.

Yep - like that one Kai...

This will be fairly crap but it is early in the morning...

"To Brew, or What IBU....That is the Question...."

 

[tangent]

top work Kai
that's excellent

 

[Adamt]

I reckon the AHB banner would make a good tee - "Hopping mad"

Or, how about this!

On the front: "He did the mash...."

On the back: "It was a MONSTER mash!" (with picture of a cooler mash tun)

 

[Linz]

Adamt,

You only need to look at some of the signatures at the bottom of the postees....Like

on the front... Beer! Drink it!

on the back.... then convert it to pee!

 

[DJR]

"Just Brewed It" with a picture of an upside down Nike logo

Life begins at 40IBU doesn't make much for 27 year olds like me... Mind you, i did have a bit of a cackle over Adam's Monster Mash one...

There was the old ND brewing shirts that said "to an ordinary person, it's beer, but to a homebrewer, it's life"

A diagrammatical version of the brewing process in about 5 steps would be cool - ie. crush, mash, boil, ferment, then a picture of an upside down man in a bin saying "get trashed"

Or, make commercial quality beer for $5 a slab, ask me how (don't walk down the street in Pakenham or Penriff, you'd get mobbed)

 

[DJR]

How about this (following on - i've got a bit too much time sometimes)

 

[Zwickel]

Im doing it myself

AHB Homebrewer

 

[petesbrew]

Saw a bloke wearing a tshirt in town recently... "Brewology 101"
I Should've asked where he got it.