Single Woman

[normell]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A Litre of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A Litre of orange juice,

A head of lettuce,

A can of coffee,

And one pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamat ion, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"















The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

 

[KoNG]

ROFLMAO

 

[Mr Bond]

YAWN,another mysoginistic joke <_<

 

[nonicman]

Change the genders, maybe for comic effect a metrosexual male at the supermarket and drunk bag lady and the joke still works, on me at least. Thus not misogynistic IMHO (note the O stands for Opinion ).

What happened to the Joke thread idea?

 

[normell]

Sorry Guys, & Gals, I thought it was funny at the time, but alas I must have been wrong :blink:
Didn't realize that I had too be so politically correct in the jokes & humor thread :excl:
Next time I'll just keep them to myself

Normell

 

[Uncle Fester]

I must say I prefer it to some of the "anal" humour that floats around every now and again....

(Especially if one mentions time spent in one of the armed forces???) h34r:

 

[Fingerlickin_B]

I agree, it is not misogynistic.

The punch line is that the drunken character is, as all drunk people are, honest and far too forthcomingthis has nothing to do with genderdrunk people point out the obvious with complete disregard for anyone elses feelings :lol:

PZ.

*EDIT* - Yes, I also found it funny

 

[OCC]

keep postin them normell i laughed.

 

[big d]

hahaha well i found it funny normell.
wonder why i left south australia.YAWN.(bound to get a bite,)

big d

 

[fergi]

yes well normell i also thought it was very funny,just went in and told the missus and she is still laughing,i guess we just have a sense of humor eh normell,better stop that if its a bad thing,wouldnt want to upset anyone by laughing too much
fergi

 

[peas_and_corn]

I agree with the others that it's not mysoginistic merely because of the fact that the original version of the joke was a female (sober) cashier telling a bloke he's ugly.

 

[Drederick Tatum]

Similar joke is:

A man was in the supermarket when he spots a woman with 2 kids he approches her and asks "Are your 2 children twins?" she replies "No, why do they look alike"
The man says "No, I just cant believe someone as ugly as you has had sex twice"

 

[T.D.]

I certainly had a chuckle. :lol:

 

[Stagger]

The chuckle meter went up to red Keep it up very funny

 

[KoNG]

i must say i have stopped rolling on the floor... but still find it funny the second read. Dredericks is funny too.

 

[normell]

Same drunk was walking home and saw a woman walking her dog on the other side of the road.

He yells out, "Nice Pig!"

The woman replies in an indignant tone, "Don't be stupid you old fool, it's not a pig is a dog!"

The drunk smiles and replies.................








"Shut up, I was talking to the dog!"

 

[Zwickel]

ok mates, Ill try in my poor english to tell a joke:

a young blonde, wearing a very short and tight mini-skirt, tried to enter a bus, but she could not lift the foot enough to reach the first step.
so, she decided to open the zipper on the back-side a little bit, but it was not enough, so she opened it a little more, but still it wasnt enough.
After three attempts, a man behind her, took her and lifted her body right into the door.
Disgusted she turned around and complained the touch of her body.

The man replied: sorry, but after you opened the zipper of my trousers three times, I thought we are mates now.

 

[bindi]

The man replied: sorry, but after you opened the zipper of my trousers three times, I thought we are mates now.

Very funny Zwickel but NOT mates

 

[wessmith]

Yep, will pay that one Zwickel!

Wes