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Lobsta

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i am drinking xxxx gold out of a crown lager glass. am i going to hell?

*edit* keep in mind this is queensland and it is a lynchable offence to bad mouth XXXX
 
Isn't it interesting how XXXX can taste good when nothing else is around!?
 
Few things can taste worse than being thirsty.

Cheers,
Greg
 
You are drinking xxxx. You're going to hell no matter what you drink it out of... :lol:
 
If are drinking either XXXX or Crown Lager you are already in Hell.
 
*edit* keep in mind this is queensland and it is a lynchable offence to bad mouth XXXX

In fact, your friendly XXXX often trolls this site and lives in your suburb. PM me and I will arrange for a free carton to be dropped off for your glowing endorsement.


Cheers, JJ
 
In fact, your friendly XXXX often trolls this site and lives in your suburb. PM me and I will arrange for a free carton to be dropped off for your glowing endorsement.
Cheers, JJ
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we are all sinners. I ran out of cold HB last night and had to resort to drinking the commercial swill I keep for visitors. Boags St George. tastes like lavender and not in a good way. really unenjoyable after 3 fantastic caseswap beers. I drank it straight from the bottle so as not to taint my HB glasses. So I sinned by drinking commercial swill but tried to reduce the sin. I am obviously now paying penance this morning with this headache. commercial crap giving me headaches.,

So long as you confess your sins to the AHB priesthood you'll get your redemption lobsta
 
I too must confess. Ive been out of HB since before Christmas. Friday I resorted to buying (ON SPECIAL) a case of Carlton Cold. Now i will drink any beer but by Sunday I just couldnt bring myself to open one up. It really is a foul sickly sweet brownish water. I grabbed some coopers instead and will leave the CC for visitors. Lobsta you are not alone.
Cheers
Steve
 
I too must confess. Ive been out of HB since before Christmas. Friday I resorted to buying (ON SPECIAL) a case of Carlton Cold. Now i will drink any beer but by Sunday I just couldnt bring myself to open one up. It really is a foul sickly sweet brownish water. I grabbed some coopers instead and will leave the CC for visitors. Lobsta you are not alone.
Cheers
Steve


You know you are suffering when you have to buy Carlton Cold. I feel for your pain, man !!! :beerbang:

Just spent the last five days at the Illawarra Folk Festival at Bulli. Rained every day, when not raining, it poured. They only had two beers on tap, Coopers Pale and Coopers Dark. Actually enjoyed the Dark a lot - I'm keen to try the bottled version again (haven't enjoyed my first couple of times drinking it - maybe they have improved the formulas).

Much better than the Great Southern Blues & Roots Festival at Narooma - Carlton Draught only and didn't get a root.
 
You know you are suffering when you have to buy Carlton Cold.

You know you WILL be suffering if you buy Carlton Cold...
Worst beer for headaches and hangovers in my book bar none.
Except Hahn Ice...
When I was at Uni these two first came around and were everywhere.
I shudder at the memories...
 
A friend of mine who has been AG-ing for quite a while told me when i first started moving to AG that it would ruin me for life and that i would never be able to go back. He was right.

I recently took the kids to visit the grandparents and was given a pass for an evening out with the wife. we decided to go down to the local for a drink. My wife offered to go to the bar for the first round and came back with a popular NSW tap beer, i couldnt even get through half of the schooner. Needless to say i didnt drink any more beer that night and resorted to other beverages for the night.

I guess that is the curse of craft brewing.
 
keep in mind this is queensland and it is a lynchable offence to bad mouth XXXX
I am from Brisbane. XXXX is liquefied asbestos and fiberglass filtered through loosely packed mulch. Prepare your lynch mob. :)
 
riday I resorted to buying (ON SPECIAL) a case of Carlton Cold. Now i will drink any beer but by Sunday I just couldnt bring myself to open one up.

Next time, get a sheep to piss in a glass. It's far more drinkable.
 
Yes you will go to hell...but only from admiting that your are NOT drinking Homebrew...


I am lucky to have Coopers ( very good cooper in proper Coopers glasses... :D ) at my after work stress relief clinic.... :chug:
 
Wally,

No, I doubt it as Coopers is quite Belgian to my tastes.

cheers

Darren
 
A friend of mine who has been AG-ing for quite a while told me when i first started moving to AG that it would ruin me for life and that i would never be able to go back. He was right.

I recently took the kids to visit the grandparents and was given a pass for an evening out with the wife. we decided to go down to the local for a drink. My wife offered to go to the bar for the first round and came back with a popular NSW tap beer, i couldnt even get through half of the schooner. Needless to say i didnt drink any more beer that night and resorted to other beverages for the night.

I guess that is the curse of craft brewing.

Still nird, beer, like music, can satisfy a range of tastes and emotions. No matter what mood you are in at the time, there is always a particular song (or brew) to satisfy your current feeling. Sometimes when you want to revisit the good old days, you put on that old record (or go back that pub swill of days gone by) and chug a nutty, sweet, Carlton Draught on tap or a dirty, filthy VB stubby. Rough, unrefined, chemically altered, but bloody good. Kind of like when you get a Maccas craving once every now and then. We all know it's cr#p, but sometimes you just can't help yourself :p . And sometimes, it's all that's available!!! Of course, often you end up regretting it too....
 
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