I Hate No-chill

[SpillsMostOfIt]

... if evolution were true, we haven't seen any new animals fly out of jars of peanut butter seem rather ignorant...

Because very few flying animals have opposable thumbs most such creatures fail to unscrew peanut butter jar lids and die a horrible, nutty death and are reassimilated back into the spread before we notice they were ever there.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/innovatio...fic-method5.htm

 

[zebba]

Because very few flying animals have opposable thumbs most such creatures fail to unscrew peanut butter jar lids and die a horrible, nutty death and are reassimilated back into the spread before we notice they were ever there.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/innovatio...fic-method5.htm

Surely the inability to open the jar is a strong evolutionary driver to evolve a thumb...

 

[SpillsMostOfIt]

Surely the inability to open the jar is a strong evolutionary driver to evolve a thumb...

If you believe in such things, of course. Whereas the evidence clearly suggests that this does not happen.

 

[zebba]

If you believe in such things, of course. Whereas the evidence clearly suggests that this does not happen.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Maybe they close the jar before flying off and we never know...

 

[SpillsMostOfIt]

... Maybe they close the jar before flying off and we never know...

That's absurd and clearly would never happen.

 

[WarmBeer]

Where are the Intelligent Design proponents when you most need em?

 

[SpillsMostOfIt]

Where are the Intelligent Design proponents when you most need em?

Stuck in little jars.

 

[WarmBeer]

Stuck in little jars.

Excellent. Darwinism FTW!