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Here are some chaps using an electro-ejaculation device on a young bull:

Can you buy them?

Seems that it would save some effort.



IDon'tMeanTheYoungBullsPunkin
 
Can you buy them?
Seems that it would save some effort.

IDon'tMeanTheYoungBullsPunkin

Did you see the size of that probe? I don't think you'd want to sit on that.

The Australian Veterinary Association policy says that they should only be used by a veterinarian or by someone supervised by a veterinarian. If you were wanting this sort of treatment for yourself, I'd take some homebrew to the vets and see if you can get them in the mood to give you a zap.

Yes it saves quite a lot of effort compared to having to restrain a teaser as well. Used in a crush like that, Bull breeders can process quite a number of bulls for semen testing in a short period of time with fewer staff. Generally a vet capable of doing this would bring their own device sized appropriately for the type of livestock. A good vet can stick his arm in there and manually massage it to get a sample but it seems to require more effort than preg testing a female and would seem to be fatiguing if they did it manually like this on a number of bulls.
 
You just have to feel sorry for cloven hooved animals sometime...............a hand is so much more versatile.
 
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[quote name='Mike L'Itorus' post='935527' date='Jul 17 2012, 12:21 PM']Are you stalking me, Glen? 'Cos there's no point to it, unless you like it rough. And I mean rough. In which case, PM me. :icon_drool2:[/quote]


PM sent
 

20 minutes later, and no PM recieved. I don't believe you Glen. I think you're a dirty flirt. I wasted all that time getting my webcam ready for a skype session... :angry:
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

I feel so rejected and alone......
 
[quote name='Mike L'Itorus' post='935545' date='Jul 17 2012, 12:54 PM']20 minutes later, and no PM recieved. I don't believe you Glen. I think you're a dirty flirt. I wasted all that time getting my webcam ready for a skype session... :angry:
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

I feel so rejected and alone......[/quote]

Sorry, the porn filter at work must have blocked it (it had some pretty juicy pics in it for you :icon_chickcheers: ).

I hear Truman's sitting around at work doing nothing, perhaps he can comfort you.
 
Who is going to tell him how?
 

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