Hell what a brew day' Bogan beer and ****s,'
The $100 Craftbrewer chinese hopaward for the best Bogan had to go to Ross with his 'nutter'footy shorts old 'ranga rug'from the Nineties and snug fitting Queenslander footy shirt complete will accentuated beer gut , sorry I am told it was real. Rossses carefull plaited Viking 'ranga'moustache and' mo' was delicately gluedto his upper and lower lips the heat of the mashtun made the 'face fungus'fall off repeatedly in freshly mashed wort on the high tech launch of the
'BrewMagic brewing sculptor' attracted the attention of a Curious brewer hoping to get a discount.
Excitement was raised as the anticipation of strippers arrives, only to find it was Squire and two nervous looking goats arrived, the dissapointment changed to excitement again ,as home brewers hopes were raised there may be 'audience participation 'of a Bestiality show ,the goats, just scampered off down to the river and things returned to normal.
Whilst there was no ****ies I was sleeping in the room with Schooey and Franko and saw enough Man ****ies to put me off the real ones for life.
Chappo was awesome as. Brewers started up therbrewrigs with the power drain on Chappos garage was such that he the power went off and he became the 'human fusebox'that electric personality running around satisfying stessing mashers, with General power outlets coming from all his spare orfices.
Towards the end of the evening the liberated brewers ran towards the river, shedding there clothing stopping dead by the edge of the bank when it was casually mentioned ,the last Seen crocadile attack on a human in the same river,was only in 1906 ,was enough for them to sheepishly gather their clothes, an listen around the camp fire to characters of 'Yoda' 'The little Chinese lady','Anthony Banderos' and the excess profanity coming from the' two Russians,' courtesy of Franko and Schooey.
Special thanks to Missus Chappo whose patience was tested at times ,with brewers bringing muddy footprints
onto her just cleaned floor,Fusing the box ,and depriving her of all those apliances electrical and givingpreference to beer over the food she had kindley cooked. And leaving her house in a general state of turmoil.
Also thanks to Mr and Missus Squire who in the 'Smokin Stephensons Rocket'. Cooked smoked pizzas and succulet chiken wings .
Guest appearances by Zizzle Aka the John Butler trio.
Les the Wiezman with new 'Richard Crainium' haircut but Tidal Pete took out the honours of' Golem' look a like. from' Lord of the rings.'
The fallen brewers on the Sunday morning were scattered everywhere ,but amazingly came to life like the Michael Jackson Zombie short 'Thriller'
With no real headache, but probably a little sleep deprived ,after hugging there 20 liters of warm wort in a 'No Chill cube 'all night long.
'Eternal enthusiasm' went to Doug Chappo's scrumming partner who nearly set fire to next door due to his low slung burner on the biggest kettle ever. Everyone who passed by touched his hop sock sack dangling from the tent leaching green matter into the kettle, Dougs claim to not brewing to style had brewers only guessing what was the green matter.
Our IT specalist Bonj who tried live webcam streaming was defeated as Chappo was so pissed he could not remember his password which he too late eventually remembered was BEER.
Tommy brewed an awesome memorable Dark Munich beer .
Glad too see Screwtop vertical and in form with a pleasent greeting on his beer glass, f%k off your making no sense at all.
Brown dogs atttention to MasterChef on Tv this year avoided him burning the Snags on the BBQ
Likable eccentric this year goes to 'Battered Sav' he is totally Bonkers,but brews an awesome beer.
Thanks Chappo and everyone for making us feel so welcome
Pumpy
