Do You Have A Favorite Drunkard?

[InCider]

"You wont find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. It was one of the few times Andre got drunk enough to pass out, which he did in a hallway at his hotel. His companions, quite drunk themselves, couldnt move the big man. Fearing trouble with cops, they stole a piano cover from the lounge and draped it over Andres inert form. He slept peacefully until morning, unmolested by anyone. Perhaps the hotel people thought he was a piece of furniture.

Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. Thats a beer every three minutes, non stop. Thats beyond epic. Its beyond the ken of mortal men. Its god-like. "

This is an excerpt from Modern Drunkard Magazine. MDM

For the whole hilarious article, read here:

Andre the Giant in Modern Drunkard Magazine.

 

[Adamt]

I am my favourite drunkard!

One summer evening at a holiday house either one or two or three years ago, I was lucky enough to be the winner of a drinking game which involved me drinking a huge stein. Problem was it was 1/3 filled with strongbow, 1/3 filled with coopers pale, and 1/3 filled with straight galliano black sambucca.

I am told I downed it rather quickly and I said it wasn't too bad. I then stumbled around for an hour making awesome, completely random sentences such as "We had fish and chips for lunch!" and, "Why the f#$% not?!"

Needless to say after that hour the sambucca infused beverage, dinner, and probably the fish and chips came up in a black spotty mess (outside thankfully).

The next (same) morning I woke up, and had a Coopers Vintage Ale for breakfast whilst watching the first session of a test match.

 

[Boozy the clown]

A big tall thirst needs a big tall beer, Andre will have 119 of them - NOW!

 

[Zizzle]

Anyone watch Black Books on the ABC?

Bernard would have to be my favourite drunkard. Funny stuff.

 

[fifteenbeerslater]

This is not beer drinking records but still interseting. Here are some drinking statements when i was over at the REUNION CLUB Kuta Bali. By the way all the walls are covered with these from people all over the world-intersting! By the way BINTANG is one of their local beers.
Cheers 15BL

 

[tdh]

Dean Martin and Dave Allen are my fave drunks, and funny at it too!

tdh

 

[Voosher]

Shane MacGowan
No contest.