Ducatiboy stu
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A Conservative Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from
London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders
were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would
like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a
dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his
drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a
choice.
London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders
were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would
like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a
dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his
drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a
choice.
