My Home Brewed Beer Cures My.........................

[Pumpy]

Ability not to relax
acid stomach
concerns for the following day
headache in the morning
need to take vitamin B1 for stress related problems
selective hearing if SWMBO is in a nagging mood
need to drive my car .
dandruff ( rinse hair in quarter of a pint dont rinse )
tough steak ( marinate over nite in )
reluctance to order more bits from my favourite online brewing supplies
Phobia that I think I cant sing
belief that I dance like a retard
inhibition to tell my freinds over and over again that I love them!

Pumpy :unsure:

Have you anything your beer cures ?

 

[Trent]

Yep.
Sobriety.
T.

 

[domonsura]

I second the sobriety one....boredom, ability to do any work......and so on and so on....

 

[Zwickel]

....the urge "there is still something I have to do",
....to differentiate between pretty and ugly women...
depends on how much I drink...

 

[Pumpy]

....the urge "there is still something I have to do",
....to differentiate between pretty and ugly women...
depends on how much I drink...

nice one Zwickle yep the home brew must numb the 'ugly receptor' in the brain .

there must be an essay in that ,

dont mention it to Pistolpatch

Pumpy

 

[Brewer_010]

...cures my need for drinking cheap commercial beer (like I used to)...

...(now I only drink commercial beers at $5 a stubbie or more )...

 

[Brewtus]

My inhibition to post on this site.......