(Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a @@@ hole)
An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in
a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The
Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started up a
conversation. American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, "Do you
Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed at
being bothered during his breakfast and replied, "Yes, of course we do!"
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia." The American
had a smirk on his face, the Australian listened in silence. The American
persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Australian
replied, "Yes." Cracking the gum between his teeth, the American said, "We
don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam, and sell it to Australia." The Australian then asked, "Do you
have sex in the States?" The Yank smiled and said, "Yeah, of course we
do." The Australian leant closer to him and asked, "What do you do with
the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course,"
replied the American. Now it was the Australians turn to smile. "We
don't. In Australia, we put them in containers, recycle them, melt them
down and transform them into chewing gum and sell them to the States,
that's why it's called "Wrigley's".
An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in
a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The
Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started up a
conversation. American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, "Do you
Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed at
being bothered during his breakfast and replied, "Yes, of course we do!"
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia." The American
had a smirk on his face, the Australian listened in silence. The American
persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Australian
replied, "Yes." Cracking the gum between his teeth, the American said, "We
don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam, and sell it to Australia." The Australian then asked, "Do you
have sex in the States?" The Yank smiled and said, "Yeah, of course we
do." The Australian leant closer to him and asked, "What do you do with
the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course,"
replied the American. Now it was the Australians turn to smile. "We
don't. In Australia, we put them in containers, recycle them, melt them
down and transform them into chewing gum and sell them to the States,
that's why it's called "Wrigley's".
