World Cup Tickets

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Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in the Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby
> World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
>
>
> "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
>
> The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had
> long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was
> testicular removal.
>
> "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
>
> The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised
him
> that testicular removal was the only cure.
>
> Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
>
> Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner
> he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from
> someone he could trust.
>
> The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate suckness
> ey".
>
> "What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
>
> "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your
> balls."
>
> "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to
> take my test tickets off me!"



{With apologies to all kiwis!}