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Bribie G

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Ha, none of the Australian mealy mouthed milk-toast politically correct drivel from the media,

Back in me old patch:

They tell it like it is.

Note also in the side stories, perverts are also outed in the media.

Anyone requiring a translation into Australian please PM me for a transcript :p
 
Pitty Lenny McLean is currently unavailable. Don't make him tell you twice.

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Dont worry, they'll all get 457 visas and end up in Grafton.
I was there on Monday and it's looking so quiet, polite and genteel there nowadays, you could do with some new interesting folks.
 
Bribie G said:
Dont worry, they'll all get 457 visas and end up in Grafton.
I was there on Monday and it's looking so quiet, polite and genteel there nowadays, you could do with some new interesting folks.
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Why didnt you say...

Roches has a Coopers Amber Ale on tap
 
****.
I spent the day being bitch whipped, SWMBO and her sister. However I did get a fairly decent Vietnamese Pork Roll on board.
However if I'd known, I could have parked them in the pokies section.

:unsure:
 
Dave70 said:
'amateur nudist' James Penlidis
I'd say a man whos name makes the anagram[SIZE=14.592px] 'penis lid' should consider turning pro. [/SIZE]
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Fridays must be very quiet in your office....
 
Dave70 said:
'amateur nudist' James Penlidis
I'd say a man whos name makes the anagram[SIZE=14.592px] 'penis lid' should consider turning pro. [/SIZE]
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There's gotta be an app for that. No way you came up with that all by yourself.
 
Ducatiboy stu said:
Fridays must be very quiet in your office....
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Ducatiboy Stu

acuity sod but
catty dubious
bayou tits cud
city buds auto
tidy cubs auto
body suit cuta

I think I might get of my bum and do something useful.......
 
So the cops visited some houses and said 'watchet or they'll be trooble'?

Don't mess with them Brits.
 
Ducatiboy stu said:
Fridays must be very quiet in your office....
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Between anagrams and my embroidery, I honestly dont know how I get anything done.

WarmerBeer said:
There's gotta be an app for that. No way you came up with that all by yourself.
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Well... of course. The left half of my brain isn't going to just down regulate itself.

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/
 
As far as split brain poms not mucking around with bad mannered neighbours goes... I'd love you to watch this

 
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Watched a doco about a patient who had the surgical procedure for epilepsy, lived a fairly normal life and won money challenging the patrons of his local pub to draw a circle with one hand and a square with the other. :)
Was the guy knocking on the doors in Bribies original post talking about split brains because I never understood a single word he said.
 
Perverts outed??? WHY?? We never hurt anyone!

Ha, none of the Australian mealy mouthed milk-toast politically correct drivel from the media,

Back in me old patch:

They tell it like it is.

Note also in the side stories, perverts are also outed in the media.

Anyone requiring a translation into Australian please PM me for a transcript :p

Dave70 said:
'amateur nudist' James Penlidis
I'd say a man whos name makes the anagram[SIZE=14.592px] 'penis lid' should consider turning pro. [/SIZE]
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Penis dil(l)

Bribie G said:
My favourite from Bribie G is "gibber I"

gibber
gibber
gibber.....
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Was a guy who lived up the street from me. and his Dad called him Gibby Cuphead, I assume referring to his stutter and his bad haircut. What a nice bloke, who died in pain, from cancer.
 
Escapees in pyjamas from the Newcastle hospital that has a wing for the victims of lunatics' broth (Newcastle Brown), or is that old rumour long dead?
 
The Newcastle Broon ward was always an urban myth.

However I have myself witnessed the escape of patients from the Royal Victoria Infirmary which is just off the CBD. When I was 18 I had to go to the ED with some grit in my eye picked up in a windstorm (common in the UK) and afterwards my mates and I headed into the nearby pub which I am delighted to see is still there and serving craft beer nowadays.

The bar was full of elderly gentlemen in pyjamas and dressing gowns, with an assortment of legs in plaster, crutches etc, all downing as many pints, and smoking as many Woodbines as possible before the hospital orderlies raided the place and took them back to their wards. :D

Barmaid said they used to have a "cockatoo" at the front door which has a direct line of sight to the front of the RVI, and the guys would rush (or hobble) out into the back yard and hide in the toilets but the hospital staff were onto it, and raided the back first.

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A Newcastle pub was the site of my first misunderstanding of English English, after arriving from Scotland, where I had only a faint idea what anyone was saying. I was prepared when a Geordie lass called me "love," but then she said, "Knock me up in the morning." Whilst it was reassuring to find out that No Sex, Please, We're British, was only the name of a movie (of that day), I wasn't ready for parenthood. We did eventually straighten out our communications.
 

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