Veet hair removal for men

[philmud]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

I'm crying!

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

GOLD........ABSOLUTE GOLD

 

[Edak]

I struggled not to wake the wife from laughter. :-D

 

[WarmBeer]

>>> "Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend."

 

[Lecterfan]

My fave:

I drifted in and out of consciousness for the next two weeks, after which I awoke at the bottom of a railway embankment surrounded by the lifeless bodies of several species of local wildlife which had succumbed to their curiosity and strayed too close to my horrendously super-heated pubic region. The unimaginably wicked stench of the singed fur of a short-tailed weasel will haunt me for the rest of my now severely diminished days.

 

[Florian]

I struggled not to wake the wife from laughter. :-D

same here, didn't work though, all awake now.

"This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain."

 

[tricache]

Bahahaha I look like a mad man sitting at work by myself laughing like an idiot...that's tops :lol:

 

[philmud]

Ahhh ****, I've got the giggles again.

 

[seamad]

Hilarious.
Inspired me to make an eis beer called veet the gay snowman.

 

[Camo6]

I cried whilst having an asthma attack.

"...pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering 'oooooh that feels good'." ******* gold.

Thanks to OP for best laugh I've had in a while

 

[Brocksmith]

On the topic of comments gone wild

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1505633/?utm_expid=13353178-7

 

[WarmBeer]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters
Do get the occasional trim.
New bird on the stage, nearly half my age
My purchase a bit of a whim

The instruction book did not get a look
I thought I knew how to use Veet
Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower
Spreading it liberally all over my meat

I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap
Pushing the limits i'm sure
I wanted to groom in the valley of doom
Now my starfish is bleeding and raw

I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm
Leaving me all of a fluster
You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak
With the heat from my genital cluster.

Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo.

You may well cry but tears will dry,
Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,
My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes
So i'm happy to award it 5 stars

 

[Judanero]

Haha Gold!! pissing myself with the link Brocksmith posted too

 

[spog]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

I'm crying!

thanks,i have had such a good laugh for ages,**** my guts is aching from laughing....cheers..spog...

 

[Edak]

same here, didn't work though, all awake now.

"This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain."

That's the line that made me nearly lose my $hit!

 

[lael]

rofl - that is the best laugh I've had in ages. just awesome.

 

[wbosher]

I'm at home sick at the moment, this completely cured my blocked nose. I now have tears and snot running down my face. Effing hilarious. :lol: